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‘Hallowe’en costumes for pretentious children’ (for yesterday’s @guardian review
p.s. my new book of postcards is out now, details here: goo.gl/GYeMhD
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When you think your passport pic makes you look like a propped up corpse.

Pharaoh Ramses II’s Egyptian passport, issued in 1976 for passage to France nearly three millennia after his death.
In order to leave the country, Egypt required anyone leaving the country, living or dead, to have the proper papers. Seemingly the first mummy to receive one, Ramses had his occupation listed as “King (deceased).” Bibliothèque Infernale on FB
Archaeology News
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if you pull the bag out of a cereal box you’re fucked. you’re so absolutely fucked. it’s never gonna go back in there the same way again, the box was protecting you and you disrespected it and you will get what you deserve
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Whenever someone had a bad day and they’re being cathartic, just listen. Don’t speak. Don’t give advice. Don’t interrupt. Don’t pretend to listen. Be a pal and be a sponge. This is the most good you can do.
Source: reddit.com/r/LifeProTips
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