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What kind of motherfucker attacks on New Year

In a Santa costume, no less. Piece of shit he is. My sincere condolences to the ones caught in the horrible attack.

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CUPU NOODLERU FIFTEEN

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Virgo...

How the Signs Get Revenge

Aries: Destroys something you love like your Paul Blart dvd and merch

Taurus: Jaws unhinged like a snake, the wild Taurus consumes its prey whole

Gemini: Replaces all your playlists with “Friday” by Rebecca Black

Cancer: They’ll tell your mom

Leo: Lol they’re probably the ones that pissed someone off

Virgo: Silence. Then, hark, a noise! Your doorbell rings and you open the door to see Virgo scrambling away, laughing maniacally at their successful plan

Libra: Exposes your darkest secret by leaking your sex tape with Shrek

Scorpio: You’ll be damned to eternal hell, watching the Minions movie on repeat forever

Sagittarius: Sneaks into your house and replaces all your pillows with lettuce

Capricorn: Hires someone to follow you around all day playing the recorder

Aquarius: They’ll abduct you into their UFO and sew your head onto a walrus

Pisces: Poof you’re a fish did I mention that Pisces are wizards

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My god.

I found this in my brother’s room

He told me it’s his calculus project and I’m even more confused

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Just did that to my junior

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I coughed up blood and suffocated when this came up. I died while pointing a bloody middle finger at the screen. I am now in the depths of hell, writing this post.

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HOW DID HATA TURN FROM A COMPLETE HOTTIE TO A BALDING THING age really does wonders...i guess..

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EXCUSE ME. We’ve been touching and plucking off their dicks off all the time?! SORACHI! You dick! (No pun intended)

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MY LADY INDEED UWAHAHAHA