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me contemplating the human condition

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I’ve never come across a more threatening magnet

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mermaid internet cafe in an upside down boat, where the mermaids go to read fanfiction, and do whatever else they do on the internet. remote work, probably.

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national holiday

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Clue (1985) dir. Johnathan Lynn

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how am i supposed to get anything done when this thing lives in my house

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what it’s like walking around with me

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"Well, Mike... looks like I'm a magical girl. Yup, this is the real me!"

"Wow, Crow. Nice, uh... orb."

"Yeah, I've contemplated it. Probably gonna go suffer some ironic fate now."

"Have fun!"

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I think I'm going to call this series "Mahou Shoujo Theater 3000"

Acrylic and watercolor on canvas.

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Description: [A video of a woman riding a galloping horse bareback while holding a large rainbow flag.]

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Happy Pride!

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I’m glad we’ve both learned nothing

social media as she is played

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

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love that so much online health advice is like “contact the doctor about everything all of it” and then ur doctor is like “get the fuck out of my sight”

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There’s two ends of the horror spectrum