“how dare you say we piss on the poor” is perhaps THEE best piece of vernacular to come out of tumblr dot com in the past decade. along with “what were you doing at the devils sacrament” (cheeky. inspired. relevant in every context) and “harold, they're lesbians” (timeless. funny as hell. gay)
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Submitted by @sky-the-snail-fanatic
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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby
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i love my bedroom it’s awesome here. it even has bed. and blanky.
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some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures
my psych book:
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[92/547] — until we meet again, jungkook ♡
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jungkook tickling namjoon 🥺
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Break me off another tangerine wedge I’m not driving
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the tortured poets department
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did you know? if you do your laundry you can get your clothes back
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