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Fig!!!!

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HOLD UP. YOU'RE TELLING ME THE OFFICIAL SUPERNATURAL YOUTUBE ACCOUNT POSTED AN HOUR LONG JOHN HATE COMPILATION?????

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Say hi intrepid heroes!

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PROMPOCALYPSE BABEY

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Incredibly accurate baby lesbian meets hot scary milf freak out

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kind of obsessed with rowdy as a euphemism for queer in cloudward ho. you're rowdy. you're too loud. you cause trouble. you make me uncomfortable. you're not being how i want you to be. you go places and you do things that i don't think are proper. you don't live how i think you should live. and you're so in my face about it. you're one of those..... rowdies. like come ON that's so good.

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they’re wearing matching rose shirts?!

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The thing about the silkworms that really kills me is Brennan in an instant accounted for the 20 FUCKING YEARS of being abandoned.

Bc Ally didn’t— they didn’t think about the fact that like…how on earth would a terrarium left for 20 years still be alive and well??? Ally just wanted to give Emily worms.

And Brennan literally had to factor that into the world building in that moment. And his solution was, obviously, if the worms have survived for 20 years, then they have been through thousands of generations so of course they would have gotten to their Iron Age by now, and that they can now create textiles. Of course Marya would be a religious figure that has existed only in myth for generations for these fucking worms. Bc obviously.

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really wanted to draw miss piggy all of a sudden so i did. also kermit's there i guess

[image description: a lineless drawing of miss piggy and kermit from the muppets. kermit is wearing a hawaiian shirt and applying sunscreen to himself, and miss piggy is wearing a red swimsuit and saying "to me, beach body is about having the most body on the beach... which i certainly do!" end id]

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THE X FILES 1.04

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80 yo retired ex-con Papi moving “when you die, you’re dead” further down his rule list and moving “life is for living” up to rule number one got me thinkin, man

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daisuke, wealwell, maxwell are like that wolf, chicken, grain problem where if you leave daisuke alone with wealwell he'll kill him, and if you leave wealwell alone with maxwell he'll kill him and you have to get them from one side of gath to the other but you can only fit two of them in your lifeboat at a time.

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while I do think there are definitely films with gay reputations higher than how gay they actually are and there are very real instances of queerbaiting....there is truly nothing more irritating to me personally than gay film/tv fans saying a movie or show "wasn't gay enough" and all they obviously mean is "I personally couldn't jerk off to this cos there was no kissing or sex". an obvious example of this is how a lot of white gay ppl discuss Moonlight (2017). But I also just watched Burning Days (2022) a super compelling political thriller about a closeted police prosecutor who moves to a small Turkish town to investigate corruption and gets caught up in a blackmail scheme by the mayor because he's gay and trying to stop the shady shit going on. The tension between the lead and the handsome bisexual journalist who's trying to warn him about all this is SOOOOO palpable I was barely blinking when they were on screen just 👀. They don't technically "get together" because the film isn't a romance but essentially the whole plot is driven by how the prosecutor is so easily marked for ostracizing because he's gay. Tell me why one of the top reviews of this film that has a gay main character in a plot driven by hostility to him being gay and one of the top reviews is "could've been gayer" can ppl please either grow the fuck up or just go watch porn if all you wanna get out of a film is shallow portrayals of intimacy. youse are so boring the way you'll just dismiss the queerness of something wholesale if that queerness isn't the most obvious form of intimacy, or if it doesn't make you horny. and isn't it so interesting how these comments are most often made about LGBT films focused on people of colour??? Transparent. Exhausting.

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Things we know about Wealwell:

- So solid, so hot

- Vomiting 24/7 365

- Can throw playing cards to make them explode

- Really into Goldenbeard

- Majored in standing????

- Just really fucking hot

- Daisuke is hunting him for sport

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The thing about Zac is that he's so "yes, and" I think he'd much sooner incorporate an insane rumor into his backstory than deny anything

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She's everything to me.

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i love maxwell i need him to be bleeding out in the dark all alone, sobbing and crying out to his grandfather in pain and despair