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Fast Tips # 673

Take a big garden trash bag and cut a hole for your head and arms and tie it off to wear under your clothes. Keep that body juice from evaporating so it can re-absorb into your body with osmosis. This is how you can stay hydrated while fasting and makes you slick and cool

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Fast Tips # 300

Fasting all day brings on brain fog, fatigue, a sluggishness and trouble focusing. We do this for a period of time but there are kids going to school every day and this is their reality. Appreciate the understanding one gains from experiencing this feeling.

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Fast Tips # 555

Remember to.... Remember ... um..... The thing is.... I.... think.... I... have... fastbrain.

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Fast Tips # 209

If you sneeze while fasting and snot comes out, you may not eat this either

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Fast Tips #92

Food is amazing! But remember no means no.

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Fast Tips # 836

Fasting is an amazing blessing. It gives you energy to sustain you throughout the year. Like a good neighbor, Fasting is there

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Fast Tips #628

Air contains deconstructed water. A little bit of Hydrogen, a little bit of Oxygen and your body enjoys water all day for free. That's why you still have to pee all day when you're not drinking anything

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Fast Tips # 604

Even if the food you are eating is a crime against humanity and tastes like old wooly gym socks dusted with athletes foot it still counts as food and you gotta wait for sunset

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Fast Tips #488

Walking is a great way to stay healthy but it's tiring when fasting. Try walking backwards to regenerate your energy.

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Fast Tips # 583

Sometimes you hear owls hooting in the day time. This is a sign that you are still fasting

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Fast Tips #209

When you slip and fall, knocking the tray of food off the counter, flies up in the air and you desperately try to catch it and some just happens to land inside your open mouth and you reflexively swallow... Well that's just a natural process and you have to save yourself by clearing the obstruction from your mouth.

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Fast tips # 933

The last meal of the day during the Fast shall thusly be named Break-fast and the first meal will henceforth be known as Toast.

Wake up and eat it, or don't and you shall be.

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Fast tips # 572

Fasting tastes like chicken.... Or does it?

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Fast Tips # 447

Fasting is powerful. It causes our souls to shake off the dust from our capes, to be reborn from the ashes like a Phoenix, to spread our wings like a mighty eagle, to purge every impurity from our bodies out of every pore. This is why we shower.

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Fast Tips # 34

Fasting allows you to share many things with those around you. Chief among those things is your breath. Unfortunately. Sometimes sharing is not caring

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Fast Tips # 835

The sun rises a couple minutes earlier every day. That means you gotta change your alarm. That's why you had to rush this morning. Go fix it now cause your fast brain is going to forget tonight

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Fast Tips # 825

Sleatp is what happens when you wake up and can't decide if you should go eat or go back to sleep