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That new tad.c episode got me pondering

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Moooo

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steals your butt

"WHAT THE HELL WHERE DID MY ASS GO?" The fallen angel screamed as where once there had been quite the large posterior no doubt grown from countless binge sessions with her gf was not a simple smooth mass of flat flesh...

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Pleasure island's second biggest ass-

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Weird tfs on the mind atm...

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COMM: Fire Scouts

Azula, Ty-Lee, and Mae caught up in the latest Passion Patties scheme. Commission for GoblinLackey. Commissions: Commission Order Form Commission Progress List Patreon Links: Deviantart - Furaffinity - Twitter - Itaku See more on Linktree!

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COMM: Fire Scouts

Azula, Ty-Lee, and Mae caught up in the latest Passion Patties scheme. Commission for GoblinLackey. Commissions: Commission Order Form Commission Progress List Patreon Links: Deviantart - Furaffinity - Twitter - Itaku See more on Linktree!

Posted using PostyBirb

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-> evil plan to take over the world or something

Luckily, she got some totally uncontaminated boxes so she won't end up like those waddling idiots from overwatch

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Squeezing into her tracksuit right before a tournament probably wasnt the smartest play.

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I really like this cover

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Women flatter than paper trying to get the hundreds of pounds she's packed on to go somewhere, anywhere other than her now very literal dumptruck ass.

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I've been listening to bite me and raise up your bat covers on loop

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Im back

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"The less drones we have to take out the better... I'd prefer if we didnt have to worry about any more eldritch rampaging abominations trying to piece themselves back together. J going on a murder spree was about as much trauma I could take in a life time and she somehow managed to be the least of our worries." Uzi said though they knew better now than they did back then destroying a disassembly drones core left no room for any shenanigans even if it meant snuffing out the "heart" of a potential ally.

Life on copper 9 seemed like it was going to stay interesting. With who knows how many exo-planets out there and countless drones unaccounted for things would atleast stay busy. Of course they still had to survive on top of everything.

The door to Uzi's room would open, revealing a pigtailed Disassembly Drone who walks into the room, eyes an sinister X. To an outside observer, this would look like the goth was about to be murdered in her sleep. In reality... Jade was just wanting to scare the scrap out of her little sister. A not-too-uncommon scene in the Doorman household.

@oil-starved

"Ugh, like at least five more minutes..." Uzi grumbled in her sleep, basically running on auto pilot the second the door opened. Taking up almost all of her raised bunk she slept bundle up in a mass of covers with headphones haphazardly stretched over her head.

Sleep mode would unfortunately only provide a small barrier to the outside world and her systems registered someone standing in the room with her and would "suggest" She wake up. "I said five more..." She grumbled her visor flashing on and eyes blipping open.

"GAH!" Uzi would yelp her eyes opening and her nap being cut short by the horrific vision of Jade in full murder mode looming over her. There was a low metallic thunk when she shot up way too fast hitting her head on the bed frame. "JADE! What the hell! Naps are sacred you jerk!" Uzi yelled crossing her arms in a huff visibly annoyed at her sister's shenanigans so early in the morning...