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ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

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"hey man did you shoot the hollywood reporter comedy men emmys fyc cover?"

"yeah boss i made sure to give it a real daddy x twink vibe between seth rogen and julio torres just like you asked"

"what?"

"what?"

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Already said this on my old blog but me in Oregon this summer

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This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.

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Small Elephant Hawk-moth - Deilephila porcellus

By Pedro Luna

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“Yellow Bittern”

by Vo Rin, Vietnam

The 35 Photography Awards

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damn people rly hate type 2 diabetics don't they

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Ms. James 💛🧡❤️

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I am a WHORE for “the love is requited, they’re both just idiots”

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Do you think Naomi Novik ever looks at AO3

sees some incest mpreg

and whispers to herself “I never wanted this.”

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Last month I finally listened to The Magnus Archives. I really enjoyed it, especially the last season...

Quick first sketches of the characters🥺❤️

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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happy pride month to the fuck tree I guess