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Maria Gray, from “Bad Nostalgia”

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I keep seeing these so here we go

10k notes before may ends and I'll come out to my friends as bisexual no limit (yes it's unrealistic on purpose I'm a coward) I'll tag a few: @deadskincellsonyourpillow @system-of-cats @sillyness-incarnate

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Intrepid reader, even as you shake off these shadows, you let an old book fall open, and find in it photograph of a ruined mansion.

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fionna and cake but simon drops increasingly wild anecdotes about his life

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The first mistake the girl makes is not to lower her eyes. The second is to confess.

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i think they would’ve let simon crash for some time after the series finale only to be faced with the devastating consequences of that decision

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has anyone figured out if they're giants?

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𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓮𝓶𝓪𝓲𝓵 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓼𝓮𝓷𝓭… Hello brilliant Doctor of Science! I kneel before you, shaking with fear, nauseous with shame that I even dare ask this question; May I have 12 extra hours to complete the work you assigned me? Kindest, beautifulest regards, Your loyal studypig. 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓮𝓶𝓪𝓲𝓵 𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓼… Ok

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evil pong

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me in the coal mine: oh no i lost my canary because it's so dark in here and i can't hear her singing :( i better light a match so i can find my little songbird!

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well i guess im not allowed back at the shooting range because the woke dipshits that own the place kept getting complaints that it was "concerning" and "uncomfortable" when i would tape a poster-sized photograph of my own face onto the target and land every single shot perfectly between the eyes

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do you ever draw something for yourself that’s so deliciously self-indulgent that you just sit there like

[Image ID: 2 digital drawings of a short-haired person drawing on a tablet. In the first image they are looking at the screen and blushing pink. In the second image they are looking away from the screen and blushing more heavily, with the caption “…is this allowed?”. End ID]

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The road to true love may be barred by still many more dangers, which you alone will have to face. So arm thyself with this enchanted Shield of Virtue, and this mighty Sword of Truth, for these weapons of righteousness will triumph over evil.

SLEEPING BEAUTY 1959, dir. Clyde Geronimi, Eric Larson, Wolfgang Reitherman, Les Clark