Tim Curry with his GameBoy on the set of The Three Musketeers (1993)
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survived checking my bank account. i deserve a little treat
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when i was really little and had just learned how to write my full name . i noticed my twin brother had really messy handwriting. while mine was like … as nice as it could be for a little kid. so i wrote my name in his handwriting on a wall and i waited to see who our parents would get mad at . and they blamed him. and that was when my life of crime began
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what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you havent made a list in a while! 🙂" are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now
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literally my second biggest flex is that the guy behind osha official is my mutual. first biggest flex is that there's a discord server dedicated to hating on me
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"skibidi toilet is ruining gen alpha" do none of you people remember asdf. i remember asdf.
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artist in denial of being depressed: omg this 2 month long art block has been crazy... sorry i haven't updated any of my fics in a long while! it's just been super difficult to daydream! so weird that i've lost a little bit of passion for my current comfort character and ocs... this couldn't possibly have any implications or alternative explanations
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"We need more complex female characters" you guys can't even handle Chappell Roan, Real Life Woman with Boundaries
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submissive in the way a livestock guardian dog is submissive to the sheep it kills wolves for
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Yarn holder
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As a writer I need everyone to know that whenever I write "exchanged glances" my intent is this
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