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Let's mess with Ame. How much extra junk in her trunk would she need to boost Myth's total weight into the 8000 range and crown Myth the overall fattest gen in Hololive? As a bonus, how much more would it be if everyone else in Myth were at a normal weight?

So starting at ~1500 lbs...

She would "only" have to be 3250 pounds to bring the total weight up to 8000 lbs for myth

Putting everyone else in Myth at a normal weight, and then doing it...

7540 pounds~

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…how big would Calli have to get to outweigh the rest of Hololive combined-

Oh, not much really. Fairly trivial task, all things considered, she'd still be light as a feather by the end of it all...

...because we all know you aren't actually 41.5 tons until you're on a scale to confirm it. And who is really going to go through the trouble of heaving a blob of flesh the size of a few pickup trucks put together onto an industrial scale to weight it?

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Sorry for not being more specific, how about raising the agency average and beating IN3 average weight.

So to raise the agency average, she'd have to go to ~4100 pounds, and to beat IN3, she'd have to be 4600 pounds...

As for her...

3400 (more than double her current weight) to singlehandedly raise the average to 1500~

And a walloping 8130 pounds to raise JP1's average up to 2400 to beat ID3's average~

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Could you play around with fubuki or moona?

What exactly do you want me to manipulate them for? Messing with the average, making them outliers, etc...?

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doughyduo mess with calli oooorrrr bae in some way

So-

To make the agency average go up by 64 pounds to 1500 pounds: 1200 lbs -> 4626 lbs This has the side effect of knocking Towa down to below two standard deviations above the mean. Kaela remains just barely 4 deviations above the mean.

To bring EN2's total weight up the highest total, beating 0's 7356 lbs: 1200 lbs -> 5075 lbs Average weight still lags behind IN3's

To beat IN3's average weight: 1200 lbs -> 7075 lbs This knocks even Kaela's weight into "normal" deviations of the mean at 2.55 deviations of the mean. Also sets her at a gigantic 5.46 deviations above the mean.

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Because I'm kinda bored and I feel like tinkering with the chart:

Any hypotheticals you want to see run?

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You can tell which one is her-

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I love graphs...

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SO because I am messing around in excel...

She would have to become 5520 pounds to raise the average weight of the entire agency by 66 pounds.

Meanwhile, she would "only" have to become 3551 pounds to have the same effect.

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I'm glad Reine was picked as a titan because someone who consistently keeps her midriff open and regularly eats on stream is a perfect seedbed for fat content.

I wish I could say it was intentional but nope-

But anyways yes her gut drags along in the ground as she waddles along~

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I want to see more of Towa's "skinnier" days.

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doughyduo tiny towa titties...and huge towa ass...

They're decently big...!

Just...dwarfed by literally every part of her. And all of the non-cuttong board members.

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i have not ever had that many thoughts about towa but now that she's one of the 'titanesses of hololive' (i think) and that image and her deep voice are making me think about an absolutely enormous towa-

Mmm~hm~

Always been one of the titans, simply because I chose two of the girls at random to be huge in the ass and gut because titty was decided before I even made this blog-

Anyway Towa is pretty much forever "Ass-Coded" for me because of this and top-heavy Towa is heresy (mostly, I'm sure there's some Streetwear Towa I've done where she's sporting watermelons)

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A photo of a skinnier Towa.

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Marine, making lewd noises as she pushes her stomach's limits and chowing down food with her bare hands.