Beyoncé:*staring intensely into camera* *clears throat* today…me and onika had sexual relations once again….it was an out of body experience because when I, a feminist, looked down at myself while nicki had almost her entire head in my pussy and almost a whole ass fist inside my butt i had some thots about life and I feel as if I’ve ascended past my human form. I experienced some kind of magic..but deeper it was like….me and nicki like…became one and i know it sounds crazy but it is crazy my butthole can fit at least 5 fingers inside at once..thats fucking crazy-
Nicki: *snorts off screen* bitch just say it was lit.
Bey: I’m tryna make a video diary shut the fuck up.
Nicki: who you talkin to?
Bey: you! witcha coochie juice breath ass!
Nicki: shut the hell up u kissed me sis you got it too.
Bey: thats different its my bodily fluid.
Nicki: U GOT A FINGER IN MY ASS AS WE SPEAK *snatches Beyoncé iphone* *finds her angle* Besides ur my wife ill suck ur nut if i want to.
Bey: Turn it off we not makin a sex tape.
Nicki: we not??
Bey:….i mean…no? not if u not suggesting it…
Nicki: …we can..but it should include costume changes.
Bey: i feel like we should have different lighting and hair & makeup
Nicki: We should make a storyboard to make sure we keep it on schedule
Bey: I’ll construct a mood board as well as a soundtrack to set it to.
Nicki: if i can be honest this talk about work is making me horny & I know that you know this already
Bey: I can tell but I was just gonna say I think it should be a tidal exclusive.
Nicki: *removes Beyoncés finger from her anus* get the biggest strap on you can find.