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Joy Sullivan, from Instructions for Traveling West: Poems; “All Day Long There Is a Bursting”

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baby cat wear pants

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I can't stand him. I love him so much I actually can't look at him. It effects me physically like I have to kill him with hammers immediately. I have a smash a barrel . over his head

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our server's weekly movie voting rules

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Lo, another halo trash meme dump upon ye

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I feel like if Blue team, at all, had the chance at normalcy before they were conscripted I think that their more tame talents/interests would be a little like this:

Kelly-087: Track of course, but also, Ice skating in some form. Idk why, I just think that the gliding and the picking up of speed would be something she'd enjoy. Also, spinning really fast. She would be the type to look so graceful on the ice but then you ask her what she does and if she competes and she just grins and goes "Yeah. In hockey." Turns out shes the same one who's gone viral several times for slamming people into the goal posts. She's good at that. Like scarily good. To the point that it gets announced as it's own separate goal system whenever she lands another human in the net. There are hundreds of edits of her doing this.

Linda-058: If she doesn't get into Enginneering as a white or gray hat hacker then I think she'd be the go-to weapons expert. Axe throwing, kunai knives, she has a samurai sword replica display, compound bows, hunting. If she isn't somewhere hacking a database then I would bet real money that she'd have a social media channel where she just demonstrates how to use weapons, past and present, and she sometimes pulls out tanks or those guns that can peekaboo around corners. Her highest watched video is where she gives a tour of a whole ass Apache helicopter and then follows it up by showing people how to load an honest to God musket with a eerily stained bayonet still on it. But, despite having millions of followers, no one has seen her in public. She lives in the woods and genuinely no one can figure out where. Her IP address is untraceable, she trusts no one, and no government. It makes people wonder heavily whether or not she's acquiring these weapons illegally (and yeah, probably).

Fred-104: If he wasn't in the military and forced to interact with people, I feel as if he'd be rather introverted. I know I made a post before about him being into doodling and I still sort of stand by that, I think he'd make for a pretty good artist. Just quietly tucked into some corner and practicing drawing whatever catches his attention. Birds, people, city tranportation, a funny looking cloud, etc. He does galleries but he goes by an allias to maintain a sense of anonymity. So, that being said, I also imagine he spent a good amount of time in college attempting to evade Scouters trying to recruit him into modeling.

John-117: Rugby. This guy was flinging kids off of a hill at a six years old and probably laughing manically about it. The only reason he's reasonable in Halo is because Sam gave him a reality check. Without that reality check from Sam who was a much bigger and stronger kid, John would know no bounds. The kids from the sports groups when he was younger nicknamed him The Bulldozer when he was 12 because he plowed into a kid so hard (during flag football mind you) that the child got his entire back stuck in the mud and it took two adults to pull the kid off the ground. If his ass wasn't causing trouble in class then he's beating the trouble into people on a field I stg. No one is sure how he even graduated with the amount of times he got threatened with assault charges. He, fortunately, calmed down a bit by the time he got to college, however there are still moments where he is seen lugging three whole men clear across the field who are making every attempt imaginable to stop him from getting a point and failing horribly.

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How do ya'll think Kelly and Linda reacted to seeing Fred's armor (the one he has on in Halo Guardians) for the first time? Like John was off doing his own thing when this happened. So it was just them. When Fred showed up wearing cyan armor, do you think Linda and Kelly short-circuited for a second? They both chose normal, more natural, colors. Linda's being a simple copper type of brown, and Kelly's being an in-between shade of white-gray. But then here comes Fred, the vibe ruiner, in all his colorful glory.

Kelly: Fred...

Linda: Jesus.

Fred: What?! They told me I could pick any color!

Kelly: And yet you chose the wrong one. You're just a couple circles away from having a big target painted on you. You're making us look ridiculous as a unit.

Fred: There's nothing wrong with this color. It's a good color. Why didn't you choose blue, huh? Blue team, blue armor. It works!

Kelly: It doesn't, but sure.

Linda: Hey, at least we can go to you if we ever need to get a decent color sample for a bright crayon.

Fred: *defeated* It's a good color guys.

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[Halo, Ed Ruscha, 1986] v͒̄ͭ̏̇ỉ͔͖̜͌ā̤̓̍͘

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intrusive thoughts

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your life is not an optimization problem

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カオスちゃんねる : その一枚でドラマ・メッセージを感じる画像

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trans girls will have the most beautiful voices just so casually

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why my hand shaky

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Finally got a clear shot of noonoo carrying her spring, it's her favourite toy

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