father-validar

[father-validar]

if u are ever having a bad day just remember that i am in a video game and the main character of it thank u

[father-validar]

i BELONG here and you other fuckers are the side characters 

@moonpaw @father-validar

Da fuq invited you in this game?

are you here to promote your pizza again?

You’re not welcomed and your pizza sucks.

also trim your fucking nails and get a haircut

how are you my dad.

[father-validar]

ssshm,, pi.,za 

[father-validar]

IT HAS BEEN SPOKEN

THE POLLS HAVE SPOKEN

HAIL GRIMA

[father-validar]

What else can Validad cook?

this family embarrasses me.

[father-validar]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What else can Validad cook?

this family embarrasses me.

[father-validar]

anarchy

[father-validar]

dont have a dad? im your dad now

have a dad? looks like youre gaining an extra dad

im your dad but you ran away and disowned me in everyway possible? get back here and face the facts you little shit 

[father-validar]

Validad E6

tfw you mind control ur children to kill their best friend but it didnt work

[father-validar]

About Ki and @father-validar every single year.

[father-validar]

naughty children get sent to the baby realm to atone for their crimes

[father-validar]

lilith is cooler than grima, fuckboy

that thing is tiny as fuck im pretty sure i can punch it and it’ll fall over

how many punches can grima take? like 420 probably

[father-validar]

so you guys will run off into another dimension and be a dragon with these noodle arms and cant even fuckign attack at a distance over being an almighty powerful dragon god of destruction?

lol no you’re coming home RIGHT NOW and ur all grounded i cant believe this fuck u

[father-validar]

What do you want for Christmas, Father?

[father-validar]

“move over mcfucker there’s a new evil dad in town" 

come at me scrublord im ripped

[father-validar]

*rolls up sleeves* cant beLIEVE most of my children ran off to nohr and     um *looks at smudged writing on hand* horshitdo

[father-validar]

WHERE ARE YOU AND IM SO SORRY. I MISS YOU

HELLO CHILD I AM HERE I AM SORRY LET DADDY HUG YOU