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Ghost Stories meme

"Your mother’s dead? I’m so sorry… My mom’s alive, but I wish she weren’t."

"He’s crying... and the only thing I can think to do is punch him!"

"Oh look, it’s a talking cat. And I’m not even high yet."

"If you can’t beat ‘em, cry and blame your parents!"

"The power of Christ compels you... or whatever."

"I see dead people. And by dead people, I mean idiots."

"Your mother is a drunk. Your dad’s in prison. You have no friends."

"I’m gonna go home, take a long shower, and try to forget I ever met you."

"You’re such a disappointment that even your imaginary friends left you."

"I swear, if I die because of you, I’m going to haunt you forever!"

"Hey, don’t say ‘lazy.’ I prefer the term ‘selectively active.’"

"You think I wanted to end up ghost hunting? I had plans!"

"I didn’t sign up for ghost-hunting. I signed up for ‘sit quietly and hope nothing happens.’"

"God, please give me patience, because if you give me strength, I’m going to need bail money."

"Why don’t we just ask the ghost politely to stop haunting us? That always works."

"Oh great, another demon. Just what my crippling anxiety needed."

"We’re not lost. We’re just… geographically challenged."

"Is it too late to transfer to a school without demons?"

"Can we skip the part where we split up and get killed?"

"If sarcasm were a weapon, I’d be invincible!"

"I don’t have time for ghosts. I’m too busy failing at life."

"You had one job: don’t touch the cursed object. And what did you do? You touched the cursed object!"

"This is the worst thing since I tried to microwave a fork!"

"I’m not saying I’m scared, but my soul just left my body for a minute."

"Why is it always me who has to deal with the creepy stuff? I’m not even getting paid!"

"I didn’t believe in ghosts before. I still don’t. I just believe in bad luck."

"My life was bad enough before ghosts started trying to kill me."

"I’m too pretty to die in a haunted school!"

"You know, for a ghost, you’re kind of a pain in the ass!"

"Oh, come on! Even the ghosts are judging me!"

"I’d run, but I’m emotionally and physically unavailable for that."

"What’s your name, kid? ‘Annoying’?"

"Trust me, the ghosts are just as confused as we are."

"I can’t believe I’m being chased by a damn ghost... on a school night!"

"We’re not doomed. We’re just... heavily inconvenienced."

"Well, if we’re going to die, let’s at least do it with style."

"I’m too young to die... and way too sarcastic!"

"Remember when our biggest problem was homework? Good times."

"My survival strategy? Denial and snacks."

"I didn’t know ghosts had Wi-Fi. Are they haunting me and my data plan?"

"This isn’t a haunting; it’s a cry for attention from beyond the grave."

"I’ve seen bad ideas before, but this one deserves an award."

"I’m not crying. I’m just leaking disappointment."

"Congratulations, you’re now officially dumber than a haunted brick."

"We’re not lost. We’re on an adventure... a terrible, horrible adventure."

"I don’t want to alarm you, but we’re in a haunted building with no exit plan and no common sense."

"Ghosts, please. I’m tired. Just haunt me later."

"Oh great. Now the ghost has an attitude problem."

"If this ghost doesn’t kill me, embarrassment will."

"I’m too tired to be scared. Can we schedule the haunting for tomorrow?"

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HALLOWMEME

send one in for a Halloween starter! 

“ What are you going to be for Halloween? “ 

“ Suggesting going into a graveyard in the middle of the night is exactly how countless horror movies start. “

“ I am not going to remake no ‘children of the corn’ shit with you. Go into that corn maze on your own. “

“ Look at how big that pumpkin is! “ 

“ Lets go on a hay ride! “ 

“ Do we really have to dress up in matching outfits? “ 

“ Yes we have to dress up in matching outfits! “ 

“ Dunking for apples is a basic part of the Halloween party experience. You gotta do it. “ 

“ Run like Jason is chasing you!!! “ 

“ What do you mean I’m too old for trick - or - treating? “ 

“ Stop eating all the candy! “ 

“ Don’t go to that house, they give out raisins. “ 

“ Who gives out dental floss on Halloween? “ 

“ I’m freezing my balls off out here! “ 

“ I don’t know why they think this particular job needs to have a sexy version ... “ 

“ Damn I make this costume look good! “ 

“ ... That’s some pretty realistic makeup ... are you sure you’re not hurt? “ 

“ Let’s stay in and watch scary movies instead “ 

“ I remember the haunted house being a lot more scary than this. “ 

“ I don’t really like scary things ... can we just do the fun cute things for Halloween instead? “ 

“ Oh god there’s another clown... “ 

“ We should go trick - or - treating in Colorado ... I bet they hand out weed! “ 

“ Put that Ouija Board down right now or so help me! “ 

“ Trying to talk to spirits is about the last thing on my list of fun things to do tonight. “

“ If you wake up haunted its not my fault. “ 

“ That’s not funny! You scared me half to death! “ 

“  The lesson of Halloween is that pretending to be something you're not will lead to a sweet reward. “

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Send in Gossip + a url and my muse will tell you a rumor they heard about their muse.

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'Would you rather? ' With two things to my muse that they have to pick between.

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TOUCH THE TAIL

Send "caress" to gently touch the tail

Send "swat" to swat the tail away

Send "wrap" to let the tail wrap around a part of your body

Send "play" to play with the tail

Send "accident" to accidentally pull on the tail

Send "violent" to violently pull on the tail

Send "tug" to playfully tug the tail

Send "lover" to caress the tail in a sensual manner

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Normalize it being okay to have muses that don't have children. Muses that have made the conscious decision to never have them. Respect those decisions. Not everyone's happy ending involves parenthood.

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SEND "INCORRECT QUOTES" FOR A GENERATED QUOTE FROM THIS WEBSITE

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I challenge my mutuals to send a good anon with a scenario or headcanon question to at least 2 people. If anon is turned off, do it anyway. Cowards.

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Send  🩹  to  patch  my  muse  up  after  a  fight. (Send  🔄  +  🩹  to  reverse  the  outcome.)

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Normalize sending good anons to blogs. Ask about headcanons. Throw little what if scenarios at them. Send them responses from characters in their canon they don't normally get to interact with!

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What We Do In the Shadows Prompts

"Stab this man."

"Last night there were all these people down there shouting and screaming half drunk."

"Please finish a whole victim before moving on to the next one."

"It's a lovely service, but I'm on fire."

"I'm not going to do this if he's pissing on the wall."

"Would say he's blessedly unburdened with the complications of a university education, but give him an ax and he's second to none."

"I am going to sprinkle it on my face and on my body. Like Twilight."

"And now I am a wizard!"

"This fucking guy."

"Sir, you can’t be throwing ancient coins at me."

"No, I am pillaging everyone, you included."

"She speaks the bullshit."

"Actually, I live in my own basement, dumbass."

"Why are you married to these boiled potatoes?"

"You’re supposed to support me when I want to murder someone!"

"The witches have been toying with our rugs again!"

"No nuns. None."

“Tonight is a good night for the other guy, not me, to die.”

"It’s very official. It came in an envelope."

"I hate this goat."

"I think you just need a little updog…"

"I have the power of 1000 cowboys running through my veins."

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Scars and Their Stories Prompts

(Remember to specify character and/or verse if relevant)

Send an emoji for:

🗡️ My muse to tell your muse about one of their scars

👀 My muse to catch your muse looking at their scar/s

🚪 Your muse to try and hide their scar/s from my muse

🔎 Your muse to ask my muse about a scar they've not seen before

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Send "WORK" for my muse to talk about their job

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Send 🐟 for a starter at an aquarium.

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SEND ME ✏️ FOR ME TO MAKE AN EDIT OF OUR MUSES

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Send 💦 to spritz my muse with a water bottle for their fatherless behavior.

Bonus: Tell me what the behavior was.

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PROMPTS FOR THE GRUMPY VS SUNSHINE TROPE *  assorted dialogue for that great dynamic between a guarded character and a warmer character, adjust as necessary

GRUMPY CHARACTER

do you ever stop smiling?

life sucks. get over it.

no one ever listens to me. at least, not until you showed up.

i didn't ask for your opinion.

there are more important things i should be dealing with.

i don't talk about my feelings with anyone.

that was a little uncalled for.

i didn't mean to talk your ear off.

i work better on my own.

what did you say to them to get them to listen?

i don't want to talk to you. in fact, i don't want to talk to anyone.

can you just leave me alone?

i never said i would help you.

you can't just talk your way out of problems.

everything was fine until you showed up.

now if you'll excuse me, i have better things to do.

what's so great about this place, anyway?

my opinion doesn't matter anyway.

i don't have time for "fun."

i just want to get this done and go home.

that's never been up to me to decide.

do you stick your head into everyone's business, or just mine?

if it's all the same to you, i'd prefer to be alone.

no one asked you to get involved.

i don't have a choice. it's my duty.

you're interrupting me again.

can we talk about this another time?

you've been listening to me talk for an hour now.

how do you stay so positive all the time?

i'm perfectly content just the way i am, thank you very much.

can't you see they're taking advantage of you?

SUNSHINE CHARACTER

i wish you would just listen to what i have to say.

i have to try and stay positive. it's the only way we get through this.

nothing good can come from constant negativity.

i believe in myself because no one else will.

i've seen what happens when the bad outweighs the good.

we just have to stay strong.

you never know what someone is going through.

i am capable of more than you give me credit for.

i don't think you're a bad person.

there's so much more to life than this.

you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.

have you tried being nice to them?

a compliment goes a long way.

i choose to be kind.

i just don't see the point in staying silent.

i'm just trying to look out for you.

there's no need to be rude.

we could work together as a team. did you ever think about that?

if you need my help, i'm here for you.

you should smile more often.

i wish you would just be yourself.

for what it's worth, i like who you are now.

we don't have to fight all the time.

being soft is not a weakness.

i want to make this work between us.

despite all that, i'm still here for you.

if you ever want to talk, i'm here to listen.

you're not as bad as you make yourself seem.

i've never seen you that way.

i've come to care about you.