fatherphaniel
fatherphaniel
full time internet aro
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liv • she/they • bi/aro • 23 • 🇧🇷main: @lxverofmine⚞•⚟
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fatherphaniel · 2 days ago
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not this comment on a tiktok asking "who are two people on the internet who haven't announced it yet but you're convinced they're in a relationship"
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fatherphaniel · 2 days ago
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doubling and tripling down on the Phil power-bottom agenda when they keep blaming us for it is insane work
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fatherphaniel · 2 days ago
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June 23, 2015: Happy 10 YEARS to the infamous horse photos that sparked a million memes! 🐴😋😫
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fatherphaniel · 2 days ago
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the ironic thing is, if dan and phil were straight and not in a relationship they almost certainly would've kissed on camera at some point (or at least pretended to), you know, for the bit.
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fatherphaniel · 2 days ago
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can't believe that phil (the pheminist who pheels all our pheriods) doesn't know what a phiva cup is 😔
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fatherphaniel · 2 days ago
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i love that dan and phil are really private about their relationship except when they’re playing card games on their gaming channel
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fatherphaniel · 2 days ago
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we are 10 seconds in and we got scissoring live on danandphilgames happy pride everyone
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fatherphaniel · 2 days ago
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wildflowers :]
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fatherphaniel · 2 days ago
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hey thanks for clarifying that you were answering that card for each other. yeah thank you for making it abundantly clear that you're implying that "bending over and spreading wide" is a way that phil specifically spends his time and not just a card u picked to be funny. and also thanks for doubling down on the fact that it's about phil whilst trying and failing to come up with innocent alternatives for what the card could be referring to. yeah no that was all really cool thanks guys
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fatherphaniel · 2 days ago
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Love that they side-stepped 'avoiding conversations about dating' like that isn't a significant part of their lore
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Comments liked and replied to by Dan and Phil on ‘Gays Against Humanity 2’
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fatherphaniel · 2 days ago
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Phil won a game where the winner is determined by the both of them QUICK EVERYONE ACT SHOCKED
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fatherphaniel · 2 days ago
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“do you think if you opened your mouth you’d be able to see light?”
im crying and throwing up what is THISSHSS
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fatherphaniel · 2 days ago
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gays against humanity 2
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fatherphaniel · 2 days ago
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Norman
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for @wdapteo!
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Dan and Phil getting crazy cards about anal and saying they don't want to say it's about each other.
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