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not this comment on a tiktok asking "who are two people on the internet who haven't announced it yet but you're convinced they're in a relationship"

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doubling and tripling down on the Phil power-bottom agenda when they keep blaming us for it is insane work

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June 23, 2015: Happy 10 YEARS to the infamous horse photos that sparked a million memes! 🐴😋😫

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the ironic thing is, if dan and phil were straight and not in a relationship they almost certainly would've kissed on camera at some point (or at least pretended to), you know, for the bit.

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can't believe that phil (the pheminist who pheels all our pheriods) doesn't know what a phiva cup is 😔

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i love that dan and phil are really private about their relationship except when they’re playing card games on their gaming channel

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we are 10 seconds in and we got scissoring live on danandphilgames happy pride everyone

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wildflowers :]

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hey thanks for clarifying that you were answering that card for each other. yeah thank you for making it abundantly clear that you're implying that "bending over and spreading wide" is a way that phil specifically spends his time and not just a card u picked to be funny. and also thanks for doubling down on the fact that it's about phil whilst trying and failing to come up with innocent alternatives for what the card could be referring to. yeah no that was all really cool thanks guys

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Love that they side-stepped 'avoiding conversations about dating' like that isn't a significant part of their lore

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Comments liked and replied to by Dan and Phil on ‘Gays Against Humanity 2’

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Phil won a game where the winner is determined by the both of them QUICK EVERYONE ACT SHOCKED

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“do you think if you opened your mouth you’d be able to see light?”

im crying and throwing up what is THISSHSS

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gays against humanity 2

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Norman

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for @wdapteo!

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Dan and Phil getting crazy cards about anal and saying they don't want to say it's about each other.