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They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.

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Spite can be a incredible motivator

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part 20 in my weekly poster series for 2025

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good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter

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idk why people photoshopped the crying cat meme on this pic when the unedited version is so powerful

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babe, the way you explained the lore of your favorite game was fucking sexy. Now whip it out.

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snapping my homies out of being corrupted by the curse by firmly gripping their shoulders and telling them to "get real"

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With a good battery, the device can easily last for 5 or 10 years, although the walls probably won't.

Alert Sound [Explained]

Transcript

[A loud sound appears out of nowhere in the upper left part of the panel, around the word are many small lines going away from it and before the word there is a warning emoji. In the lower right corner Cueball is sitting in an office chair at his desk in front of his computer. He is holding his hands to his head and begins by shouting and then talking.] ⚠ Boop! Cueball: Aaaaa! Cueball: I heard it again! Cueball: Where is that coming from!?

[Caption below the panel:] It turns out living well is only the second best revenge. The best revenge is making a tiny hole in someone's wall and dropping in a battery-powered capsule that, every 6-12 hours, plays the alert sound of a USB device connecting.

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what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

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when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

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overwhelmingly i think that volunteering in your community is a good thing but occasionally you sign up for something that ends up being objectively sissyfistyian, like i volunteered at a school thinking i'd be reading to kids but they put all of us in a room where we painstakingly cut pieces of colorful paper by hand into the tiniest pieces we could manage, for over an hour, and we were like "hey uh by the way what's this actually for?" and they said "oh the kids wanted confetti to throw at volunteers to thank them for volunteering"

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i downloaded this god damn episode just so everyone could watch this fukkin clip

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Under no circumstances can you lez out beyond this point. The state of this country…

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that medieval peasant you’re trying to kill with hyper-pop is gonna make you clean and butcher a chicken and you’re gonna throw up.