fatty-rumpus-crinkle-factory

[fatty-rumpus-crinkle-factory]

Mornin-

[fatty-rumpus-crinkle-factory]

Skill set ask 😇 (following rules) How well would you say you lot obey them~? Even the more 'outlandish' new rules

"Hehe we wouldn't be where we are no if we followed the rules! With the amount of cosmic fuckery we got up to, to make this place happen I'd hardly call us rule followers."

"You'd think as God's we'd atleast be able to bathe for as long as we wanted to..."

"Or track mud in the house."

"And choose not to cut my hair!"

They may not like the rules but MOST of the time they tend to follow them. As long as these three are around.

[fatty-rumpus-crinkle-factory]

Who amongst the lot is more for pull-ups than diapers?

"I prefer the thickness and comfort of diapers but can go without them and wear pull-ups if need be. Dirk and Dave tend to lean more towards the "middle" range and usual can take care of themselves. Kanaya also leans more towards pull ups."

There's also Rose who is struggling to figure things out.

[fatty-rumpus-crinkle-factory]

Are there even any working toilets in this whole meteor?

"Lol, we don't live on a meteor anymore but to, answer your question. We had one working toilet. Emphasis on HAD because someone decided it was a good idea to try and potty train princess fish butt while we were running for our lives."

"I said I was sorry! N-noone told me there was a weight limit! Or that I had to take my diaper off before I used it... I didn't mean to break it! Glubbing... stupid porcelain monster..." the heiress huffed and pouted a bit clearly recalling the memory.

[fatty-rumpus-crinkle-factory]

Muse skillset symbol meme

Send an emoji to learn how good/bad my muse is at that particular skill!

💋 — kissing

💄 — makeup

👾 — video games

🎵 — singing

💃 — dancing

🎹 — playing an instrument

🌷 — taking care of living things

🌲 — surviving in the wilderness

👊 — fighting

😇 — following rules

🍳 — cooking

🍼 — taking care of children

🎁 — giving presents to others

🎉 — hosting parties

💌 — romance/flirting

🎨 — art

🍀 — luck

⚽️  — sports

���� — swimming

🚗 — driving

🔮 — magic

🔎 — investigating

🔫 — long range weapons

💣 — explosives

🔪 — melee weapons

🔬 — scientific pursuits

🚿 — hygiene

💰 — finance

🌍 — knowledge of the world

👻 — communing with the paranormal

📚 — reading

🔧 — engineering/mechanics

⌛️ — time management

📥 — organization

🍺 — alcohol tolerance

🚴 — riding a bike

🎭 — performance art/acting

⚓️ — sailing

➗ — mathematics

[fatty-rumpus-crinkle-factory]

Muse skillset symbol meme

Send an emoji to learn how good/bad my muse is at that particular skill!

💋 — kissing

💄 — makeup

👾 — video games

🎵 — singing

💃 — dancing

🎹 — playing an instrument

🌷 — taking care of living things

🌲 — surviving in the wilderness

👊 — fighting

😇 — following rules

🍳 — cooking

🍼 — taking care of children

🎁 — giving presents to others

🎉 — hosting parties

💌 — romance/flirting

🎨 — art

🍀 — luck

⚽️  — sports

🏊 — swimming

🚗 — driving

🔮 — magic

🔎 — investigating

🔫 — long range weapons

💣 — explosives

🔪 — melee weapons

🔬 — scientific pursuits

🚿 — hygiene

💰 — finance

🌍 — knowledge of the world

👻 — communing with the paranormal

📚 — reading

🔧 — engineering/mechanics

⌛️ — time management

📥 — organization

🍺 — alcohol tolerance

🚴 — riding a bike

🎭 — performance art/acting

⚓️ — sailing

➗ — mathematics

[fatty-rumpus-crinkle-factory]

Reblog if you want to be spammed with anonymous asks

[fatty-rumpus-crinkle-factory]

Has Kanaya tried to make some cute custom diaper covers?

"I have actually, some simple ones to start with. Everyone's blood colors then their signs. Nepeta and Feferi almost exclusively wear cloths and have asked me to design them diapers for their personal use... I can't say I was happy to see my work quite literally go to waste but they looked like they had fun regardless. The diaper changes on the other hand..."

[fatty-rumpus-crinkle-factory]

[fatty-rumpus-crinkle-factory]

Had an au idea where s.burb got delayed and Rose and the others ended up becoming neets...

[fatty-rumpus-crinkle-factory]

Who put Rose on 24/7 caretaker duty???

"Huh? Who put me on? I... I suppose noone did."

"I just fell into the role and never really stooped. Someone has to, and with all of us living together the few caretakers we do have are in need of a steady and consistent hand" the older variant of Rose explained looking a bit exhausted.

[fatty-rumpus-crinkle-factory]

"Switching brain off and burying my face in a stuffy would fix me..."

Being a 24/7 caretaker isn't easy

[fatty-rumpus-crinkle-factory]

character setting nepeta

Nepeta mostly sticks to lolcat when she's not hanging out on the new earth. Its about what you'd expect from her planet but there's a bit more to it than simple cubes and tea- now that she's in charge the amount of cats and cat based creatures has increased dramatically, and what little form of society there is ro be found on the sprawling sugary hills and bizarre scratching post forests is unmistakably feline.

Get used to the litter box if you wanna live there....

[fatty-rumpus-crinkle-factory]

Last minute organization and holiday planning is gonna make her hair go grey

[fatty-rumpus-crinkle-factory]

Character setting Roxy Lalonde

Okay so realizing all my muses share a universe since this is a single Fandom blog... so I'm just gonna use this as a excuse to do some world building!

Long story short this is a "everyone lives kinda" au. Is it cheap? Yeah but the more characters I can write the better because my latent homestu.ck fan loves these silly dorks.

Obviously post Canon by a fair bit, though the new universe created wasn't exactly perfect atleast by sburb's weird paradoxical standards. It's more so that the old world and game have been merged atleast mechanics wise. (I'm a sucker for rpgs and homestucks inventory shenanigans scratch an itch). Humans, lands, denizens, carapacians all of them are around.

As why the sburb gang are padded... it's a combination of upbringing, interference from the trolls and coping mechanisms.

And the weight gain is simply Jane's doing and the fact none of these dorks learned how to properly diet.

[fatty-rumpus-crinkle-factory]

He takes the holidays very seriously

[fatty-rumpus-crinkle-factory]

Send me “Character Setting!” to learn about my muse’s home!

Can be just what their house is like or their home country/kingdom/etc.