fattyopossum

[fattyopossum]

It spoke your name on the stairs that night.

[fattyopossum]

[fattyopossum]

yupppp its tumblr post. do not ignore her EVER!!!

[fattyopossum]

bad comic

[fattyopossum]

new year wishes

[fattyopossum]

WOW MAMMA WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME I GREW OLD IT'S CIGS OR EVERYTHING ELSE MAYBE

[fattyopossum]

[fattyopossum]

i'm a gonna flick that clit like i'm king kong

Wh…does…did he do that…?

[fattyopossum]

if you were hoping dungeon meshi was going to be a chill found family cooking romp and were disappointed that it wasn't, THIS is the show you were looking for!

[fattyopossum]

I've been doing a lot of thinking about my family and how I was treated as a child, and honestly, my father has never seemed more amazing in my eyes.

I used to love Luigi(Mario's brother) when I was little. Like, he was my favorite character ever, and I had multiple plushies of him. Didn't give a fuck about Mario, vaguely tolerated Peach, but I loved Luigi.

On my first day of kindergarten, my dad gave me the number for his work phone and said it was Luigi's phone number. "If anything happens at school, call Luigi."And not even twenty minutes into my first day, I was having a panic attack. So I went down to the principal's office and called "Luigi."

Now, at the time, my father was in a meeting with his manager and his supervisor, along with most of his coworkers. And when I called, he picked up before he even left the room.

And he put on a very awful Italian accent and said, "Itsa me, Luigi! Whatsa the matter?"In front of his boss and coworkers. Without telling them what was going on. So they were absolutely bewildered, and he carried on like they didn't even exist. He only explained what was happening after I had calmed down and hung up, to which most of them responded with "Aww, cute."

I continued to call him whenever I got upset at school, and eventually his coworkers got in on it. I distinctly remember one of them impersonating Toad. I don't know why I'm telling you this, I just thought it might make you smile :)

this is so delightful I love your Luigi dad

[fattyopossum]

zzz

[fattyopossum]

She's just a babyy

[fattyopossum]

imagine making a missing poster for your lost child but in the missing poster you had to include the fact that they fucking eat dirt

[fattyopossum]

normalize feeding me lots of yummy food and rubbing my tummy and telling me im a good girl

[fattyopossum]

Did i ever post this here

[fattyopossum]

bored at my killing small puppies and creatures job