I'm Fatz..Im 30 Married my beautiful and super smart wife Kiersten on 8-8-18 ..like vaping and all my pets including my two chihuahuas Megatron and Loaf. got my dream car BMW 535i. next step house!!
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Feeling inadequate lately can't cheer up my wife can't help my pup I'm worthless 😭
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“the millenium falcon would wipe out the enterprise in seconds” lmao the enterprise is just an innocent science class floating thru space…. all they wanna do is look at some rocks… kiss an alien…. find some space plants….. why would you fight that its not a battleship theyre just nerds…… leave them olone
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This reed frog looks like an angry lemon.
photo by Josh Daskin
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(via Alabama’s New Recruiting Poster : Fuckthealtright)
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If gas prices keep going up it will be cheaper to snort cocaine and run everywhere.
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A captive Rotkeil severum [Heros Severus] photographed by Chun Yip So.
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