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❝ Happy new year from England! ❞

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Vera: ↕-5'6"?

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❝Why am I comparing myself to some kind of computer-cat thing?

__No really, I’m asking.❞

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↕ + 6'5"

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❝I don’t know where the fuck you came from but you’re about the size of a bloody tank. 

__Y’ain’t a dame, no fuckin’ way. Unless you’re on ‘roids! Get outta here y’animal!❞

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Don’t ever let them tell you that you can’t do it, show those mother f*ckers you can

imhidingintheshadows  (via wnq-writers)

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↕ + 5'5"

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❝There ain’t that much between us, love.❞

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↕ 5'9" :p

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❝Y’ain’t got that much one me. 

__Start calling me short though and our friendship will expire. ❞

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↕ + 6'0

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❝Well she’s all legs!❞

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↕ + 4'7

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❝Well y’are a kid. No surprises there, really.❞

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↕ + 5'3''

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❝ Shorty!❞

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❝You were BORN an  O R I G I N A L  don’t DIE a  C O P Y.❞

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❝ Y’wot?! I ain’t the Grinch, y’fucking gonks!__

I’ll steal more than just your Christmas!❞

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❝ IT ’ S

C H R I S T M A  S !!! ❞

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Play Dead | Murdoc & Noodle | RP-Based AMV

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Merry Christmas!

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Merry Christmas! 

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"Are you really setting traps for Santa?"

CHRISTMAS STARTERS

❝ No. I’m setting traps for the jammy bugger that stole my rum last Christmas and this time I’m gonna catch ‘im and twat ‘im one! ❞ 

He has a rising urge to inform the young girl that some ancient red-clad man that squeezes through the chimney and delivers presents was nothing more than some old wive’s tale but he dismisses the idea as he focuses on trying to figure out how to turn on the electric wire and alarm system he had just built in. Extreme? Yes. But it was really good rum. Good rum that had been stolen from him. This time Murdoc will do everything in his power to ensure this doesn’t happen. Say…wasn’t that the very same girl who was playing around with his raven?!