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ooc;   My tumblr is in complete and utter shambles. All of my mutuals have vacated, and I am far from from ok with this inadequate display of laziness.Tragic truly tragic.

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“Would someone who believes in God summon you?”

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I want to rp with you, but I don’t think you want to rp with me: a book by me

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Art by Jinko

Posted with Permission (reprint/edit and/or commercial use prohibited)

And again

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Brothers have no secrets, do they?

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Got a secret, Can you keep it? Swear this one you’ll save.

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Our Ciel: My only talent is breathing

Real Ciel: You have asthma, moron.

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we’ve all been there.

basically this chat post meme-fied.

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“Allow me to take these away. I’m afraid you’re too young to drink, little brother.”

(Real!Ciel only version here- without text)

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seb: make a deal with me oc: sure seb: heh for……… your SOUL (HAHA) oc: alright seb: ah. did u hear me right. i said– oc: i heard u and it’s fucking fine idc seb: seb: oc: eat me danger man seb:

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  COME BACK ONLINE YOU POOR EXCUSE FOR A BUTLER. I CAN HARDLY DRESS MYSELF PROPERLY MUCH LESS   TORTURE YOU OTHERWISE. YOU CLOD. THAT’S AN ORDER.

  p.s. I require tea with honey, promptly before bed tonight. @malum-corvus aka one hell of an asshole

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Ciel’s lingering presence demanded an audience as he began descending from his perch.      Where had he been all this time?     Was this some ploy of Sebastian’s to further flavour Astre’s already tainted soul?  Maybe another demon’s doing..  No, the mirror image before him moved with repose and purpose. Even his memory was sharper than that of a walking corpse.  The rhythmic steps of heeled oxfords only quickened Astre’s already faint  conditioned heart to the point of seizing, had his last breathing relative not come to a complete stop merely inches from the boys drenched frame.  Now Sebastian, albeit hesitant at first, upon seeing Ciel reach so familiarly saw fit to step toward his master. And in that the butler was given a hastened wave of disapproval as soothing words and a gentle hand swayed Astre’s fears in his demon’s place. Simply seeing the elder brought an inconceivable amount of comfort as well as remorse.  Such a complete and utter splitting of one’s young psych brought salted tears to the twin’s reuniting.

   “We require privacy. NOW. Disperse!” It was hard to say what prompted the replacement Earl’s outburst. Perhaps he didn’t want his ex servants to see him so..weak and lacking bearing. Something Ciel was all too accustomed to seeing as Astre’ took more after their mother. But in finding the manor’s halls promptly vacated he managed to struggle out a bout of raspen coughs before finding himself instinctively reaching for his elder brother’s arm only to retract in uncertainty.       huff -  “-I..I don’t understand.“

He’d clutch at his vest as each breath came with more ease. What did Ciel have in store for the Phantomhive name? For the servants? For Lizzy? Too many questions to begin and the boy starts with /I don’t understand/. There was no hiding he truly was still but a boy. Nothing like his father, nothing like his brother.

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prepare for trouble and make it double

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"Why the outrageous lie?"

 Astre’s chest began to tighten, a feeling brought about by non otherthan the unforgiving weight of his choices. And rightfully so, standing before him was the very shell of his selfish desires, the true heir to the Phantomhive fortune.                                        Ciel    Phantomhive.      huf f,   huff,   hu ff

“ I - ” Aided by adrenaline and immeasurable penitence, the younger noble’s  attention laid over that of his brother’s curious cerulean gaze before falling to his own drenched and muddied feet. Given his sopping frame and quickly fleeting breath he strained to find an explanation, but instead began surrendering to his own bleating thoughts.     something once lost will never return.                                  something once lost will never return.         something once, something lost, will never, NEVER RETURN.                  S̛̰O̲̣̺͜M͎E̳̭͚͕̙̟ͅT̯̖͓͇̬͕͓H̪I̛N̷̗̖G̴̫͖̙̣̭̹ ̻̝̼̥̭͖O̸̩̫̖̬̜ͅN̥̤̪͈͙͎͕C͔E̻̯͖̰̟ ̡͎̤̭̺͕̠͇L҉O̴̜S̖͔̘͈̦͝Tͅ ̲̞̙͈̝̻̺͟W̺I͇LL̵͓͈̗͉ ͓͔̫͜N̟͉͙͇̤͍̩E̳̭͓V̬E̪̩̗̣̺̠̩R͇͖͍̜͎̭̜ ҉̮��͈̱͍Ṛ̱E͉̪͕̩͟TURN̘̥̕ͅ

                                                 I - wanted ..Images flashed fresh and detailed within his mind, as if their abduction hadtaken place merely moments ago. 

                          I wanted to become the person you wanted to be.                                    “A lie….I was born a replacement…           have I not honored those wishes..” 

@elegantnoble​

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