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Ramblings...

Why tell me you like to read? When in reality you "only like to read about certain things" And- "it's too much work to read your e-mail." I settled on writing out bullet points instead of complete sentences. He asked me to read it to him instead. So when I offered to lend you books to read this was all a lie? Who were you pretending to be? In a sense, words do mean a lot to me. I try my best to tell you my intentions/what I think. On the other hand, it doesn't matter what you tell me. Of course actions speak louder than words. Maybe it's because so many ex flings and lovers have disappointed me. How can you say one thing and then act in a complete opposite manner? I've also realized that my words can sting- sometimes I'm too blunt and the other person doesn't expect it. They feel challenged. They see an asian girl and thought I was submissive. (WOW LISTEN TO ME NO WONDER THINGS HAVEN'T BEEN WORKING OUT.)

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Everyday is the same and I'm stuck in a rut but too scared to attempt to escape.

I can't meet new people staying inside-but do I want to?

Later down the road I'll find out he's been in the closet for 10 years, is abusive, has a drug problem, has a secret family hidden away, has a gambling problem, money issues, is a murderer, the possibilities are endless.

I just want to find someone sane (weird is def. OK tho) to enjoy life with. Someone honest and loyal.

I have someone who's alright... but I don't love him in a romantic way. Maybe this is as good as it gets and I should settle down with him.

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Not sure if you're an actual real person or not...

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I sent him screen shots of all my photos (instead of the original) to remove the exif data. Next text asks if I'm good with computers. Hmm...

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PSA:

Quest Bars & Costco protein bars are flammable due to their sugar alcohols. I usually microwave the bar on parchment paper and use a roller to flatten. Chocolate was already melted on the parchment and when I took it out it brushed against the side of the oven and BOOM, fire.

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"I'm leaving soon" ...30 minutes goes by

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Fact: Sugar is more addictive than cocaine

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WHAT WAS IN THE BOX?

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It was a clear night yet hardly a star in the sky

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Today is the day...of many coincidences. Let us remember.

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Petty thing of the day: I hate how he always has to ask for "ranch dressing" as a dipping sauce instead of just saying 'ranch'.

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F*CKED FOR LIFE AND I DID IT TO MYSELF! CONGRATS.

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All this bank fraud talk makes me think of you. Hope you're well and not being shady.

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I just want to look at some stars is that too much to ask for??

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Looking for an iphone screen protector? I do NOT recommend MaxBoost. Chips like crazy on the sides. Sent an email and got a replacement, same thing happened within a WEEK.

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I don't hate this.

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POISONED FOOD

- KFC ($5 fill up box) - Breakfast burrito from John's Place