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Why is no one talking about Upload, personally it’s one of my favourite shows I’ve seen in a long time. The world building is so brilliant, it’s surprising how hilarious and heartfelt it can be and the love story woven into it is so beautiful and subtley heartbreaking. It deserves a 5 star rating, just like Nora.

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sometimes i think about how in 2012, when andrew garfield was asked which avenger peter would like most he said ‘idk but he’d hate tony stark, too arrogant, ethics are dubious, and peter’s a man of the people, peter’s the working class hero’

and how andrew got dropped from the franchise bc he refused to shut up and ‘bow down to homophobia’, and said multiple times that peter should be bi

and how in response to those things, marvel changed the contracts so all future incarnations of peter parker had to be caucasian and heterosexual. and then they made mcu spidey very much reliant on tony stark

which is a long winded way of saying that andrew garfield was the realest peter we ever had, and how angry it makes me the way that marvel absolutely shat on him and went out of their way to go against what he tried to fight for… and that there is a huge smugness in me that despite all of that, marvel couldn’t quash people’s love for andrew and they needed him and tobey for NWH, and that in the run up to mcu spidey 3, what i see trending every day on twitter is WHERE IS ANDREW GARFIELD and yk what it’s what he fucking deserves

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Interesting ways to make someone like you: Yelena Edition.

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* Rogers: The Musical ends*

Sam and Bucky in the very last row:

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sasuke in the higher up hokage meetings after naruto pardoned him even though everyone in the village hates his ass making eye contact with shikamaru glaring holes in him across the room

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the scene in The Amazing Spider-Man where the new yorkers work together to make a path with cranes and stop traffic so Peter can get to the Oscorp building in time is literally better than the entirety of the mcu

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I'm sorry but no moment in the Tom Holland Spiderman movies has ever come close to this.

Andrew Garfield is my favourite Spiderman, and this scene perfectly shows why I prefer ASM to the MCU Spiderman films.

I will lose my fucking mind if my boy shows up in the next Spiderman film.

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“Snow” Hey Arnold! Air date November 4, 1996  

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The Mummy (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers

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Spider-Man (2002) dir. Sam Raimi

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“Got yourself a headache?” “No, I was just thinking.” “Is that so? What about?” “I… Oh bother, you made me forget.”

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THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN (2012) - dir. Marc Webb

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Avengers: Endgame (2019) dir. The Russo Brothers

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