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women be

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This video pisses me off because everything about it is perfect. It’s extremely well shot and composed. Every decision that went into it from the choreographed sunglasses throw to the bass boosted Nickelback seems deliberate and incapable of improvement. 

Nothing I ever make will be better than 12 second long shitpost.

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My cat: comfortable, hasn’t moved in 3 hours

Me: gives one (1) pat

Cat: my rest……… it has been,, disturb ed……..I ………..can no longor……lay here…. must go…..

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“Технически, я не ходил по столу”…

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I literally can’t figure out what this means.

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me: I’m doing pretty well, I feel pretty good me ten minutes later: not once in my life have I ever been ok

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always & forever, alyssa edwards

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me: god i love paranormal shit and urban legends

me, after indulging in aforementioned content:

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The World with landlocked regions removed.

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deer: *walking around a cemetery*

someone: an old god…. a spirit…. someone’s reincarnation…

deer [thinking]: how do i get out of here with these fences all over the place

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when someone tells you how bad your fav is