I love him so much.
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i cast concussion! [beats you over the head with my staff]
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It’s like you said, I’m going to keep working until the day I die.
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The homosexual lifestyle is not destructive to the fabric of American society!
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"oh how do the pirates in our flag means death just head out in a rowboat and find each other in the middle of the ocean with no maps or anything???"
Never heard of gaydar? Fucking idiot?
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that’s it, that’s the show part 2
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in case florence + the machine comes on shuffle
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When Florence said “I need my golden crown of sorrows, my bloody sword to swing, I need my empty halls to echo with grand self-mythology”
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Oh, go on then.
Goodbye, Berena. It’s been a blast. Actually, it’s been at least three blasts.
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