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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

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“How do you defeat something which you cannot kill? How, how do you defeat something that cannot die? It’s simple…You take away things that it cherishes, one by one, until it wishes that it was dead. 

That’s how you kill an unkillable god: 

By making it want to die.”

- BadBoyHalo, on having his house moved to Ohio

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“Do I really mean that, or am I just angry?

I really mean it.”

-TommyInnit

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“Lying is bad, unless you can get away with it. Then it is probably fine.”

-TommyInnit

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“Fine! I’ll sprint on the Prime Path. This is like the equivalent of doing wrong, wrong, wrong things in real life. This is worse than mass murder, sprinting on the Prime Path. It’s true. Feel free to quote me on that.”

-TommyInnit

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“This was probably a very morally wrong thing to do, but it’s okay because I wanted to.”

-TommyInnit

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“why is it my fault that i didn’t give my pickaxe drugs”

-TommyInnnit

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“i’ve got to say, watching someone die doing something immediately makes me think: i should not do that thing”

-Technoblade

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“we created a nation... because americans wouldn’t let us sell drugs. so we made one without americans”

-wilbur soot