Vegan Gingerbread Creme Brulee
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Sugar…..spice…..and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girl. But Professor Utonium accidentally added an EXTRA INGREDIENT to the concoction…. CHEMICAL X.
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Do you ever catch your pet in a photo that makes them look like there’s nothing going on in their brain
absolutely zero cognitive function
a rare biological specimen of dumbass
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I'm going to fucking lose it I'm in my "GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS" sweatshirt and my professor said "is that a motley crew reference" and I said "my shirt? No it's a lesbian reference" and she said "oh good I hate that song"
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