fazbearentertainmentacc

[fazbearentertainmentacc]

Wh-Wh-What about Chica? Does she not deserve her chicken breasts?? Doth thou denyith her right to haveith thine chicken titties????

-Fredbear’s Enemy

(Dear god I hated typing that please laugh)

The toy animatronic like is…less than ideal.

HENRY THINKS IM A MONSTER, HE ACCUSES ME OF KILLING CHARLIE.

(I’ll laugh uh…tomorrow, I’m a lazybones.)

[fazbearentertainmentacc]

WILLIAM YOUR DINER IS FOR KIDS YOU CANT SAY THAT!!

But the obvious answer is tits, everyone knows that

-Fredbear’s Enemy

I CAN SAY WHAT I WANT.

The answer is…NULL. WHO CARES?! IM NOT GOING TO GIEV ANY ANIMATRONICS TITS OR ASS!

THATS HENRY AND EDWIN!

[fazbearentertainmentacc]

Tits or ass?

I plead the fifth.

[fazbearentertainmentacc]

(Ooc: I have no plot past this point, I’m just free balling it.)

[fazbearentertainmentacc]

The fuck.

Why is there a kid in all white with black tears standing in the corner of the room? Da FUCK.

[fazbearentertainmentacc]

My head hurts.

Ow.

[fazbearentertainmentacc]

„Children Are going missing at the diner and other Fazbear places!“

Okay.

„Charlie was found dead in the alley!“

NOOOOOOO.

…

Anyway, Mister Emily won’t shut up about all the missing kids. Can he get out the hospital room now? Please? He’s taking up visitation time!

[fazbearentertainmentacc]

I thought William was crazy when he refused my offer for TEN WHOLE dollars, but now I DEFINITELY know.

Soul of that kid?? No way!

But on the off chance he’s right, you need an exorcist

-Fredbear’s Enemy

He’s convinced my dad to GET one for me!

You should have been a fly on the wall to watch my dad and mom argue because of it!

I do get nightmare‘s of that day, and the taste of brain matter won’t leave my mouth.

How come that day is the least foggy of all days? It seems important…

[fazbearentertainmentacc]

Ew if you’re a zombie now I’m moving from Hurricane, probably gonna go to Idaho. Seems nice there

Also, what happened to SpringBonnie? Is he just on stage alone now? He must be lonely

-Fredbear’s Enemy

No no. I was like, in a coma from brain damage? The locks didn’t go that deep. Thankfully?

I don’t know, I’m still in da hospital. I would have to ask Mr. Afton next time he visits me just to stare at me and claim I have some of CC‘s soul in my head? No I don’t, crazy ass.

[fazbearentertainmentacc]

Oh, CC is still out?

Jeez.

Uh, anyone else craving brain and flesh?

[fazbearentertainmentacc]

WHAT THE FUCK DID MY BOSS DO WHILE I WAS OUT?

-A.M.

THIS DUMBASS KID THOUGHT HER DOG WAS ALIVE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[fazbearentertainmentacc]

I lived and it HURTS.

All I remember is being the runner of this account and I forgot my name.

[fazbearentertainmentacc]

[OOC: what should the account runner‘s initials be?]

[fazbearentertainmentacc]

I take back what I said about Fredbear, he could’ve come out worse. Seeing those photos of those old prototypes makes me glad he somewhat resembles a bear.

Also I heard William ran over a dog, I do great taxidermy for the low low price of one Fredbear!

-Fredbear’s Enemy

I already fed the dog to the raccoons.

[fazbearentertainmentacc]

Edwin?

He’s my crazy ex.

„Oh William please come back.“

„Oh William you owe me 150000 bucks in stolen property.“

„Oh William.“

Lmfao.

[fazbearentertainmentacc]

Account runner woke up.

They just called me an eggplant in a rather dry voice.

[fazbearentertainmentacc]

when I get angry my friends hold me back at school bc I am kinda strong,and sometimes if I’m really angry,my eyes turn half red,no joke,once my eyes turned red and we had to go in lock down no joke 💀

That’ll be all your money, kid.