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one thing about sports rpf that sets it apart is that these aren't about supernaturally beautiful people like actors and musicians and kpop idols are which is practically a criteria for any media facing job; made to be aesthetically beautiful and trained to be charismatic. athletes are often charisma vacuums because they start so young and are hyperfixated on their sport and have no personality beyond it. most of them are actually quite plain looking. there's some notable exceptions of genuinely stunning face cards but most are pretty average and the ones that are considered hot are actually hot for An Athlete. now I know some of you are disagreeing vehemently, blorbo from sportsball is the prettiest of them all, but really it's cause sports fans have so much exposure therapy to them, seeing the same faces all the time over a year and engaging in media about them, that they start finding beauty in the mundane where when you get to know someone you realise they're actually beautiful to you. now there is a notable scale where the more popular a sport/team/athlete is, the more they have entire hair and makeup departments for magazine shoots and interviews where they are styled or at least aware of what hairstyle or way to carry themselves looks good on them, and that adds to their overall attractiveness. scale down and you'll see someone calling a male cyclist with fucked up teeth who looks like a product of balkan incest a gorgeous girl. and that's how you get novel length and often better quality written rpf about dudes who look like in every other life were destined to the local town's convenience store cashier bored out of his mind at a gas stop in between your road trip you'd never spare a second thought of again. and I think that's beautiful <3
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(yes i cropped Pedri out the pic, this isn’t ab him jesus christ)
brooo Fer is my “friends older brother” fantasy ayooooo, him and his lil micro bangs and smile lawddd i wanna eat him uppp, he is just too pretty to be ignored
#can this be tagged as fc barcelona?#pedri i wanna get with ur brother#barça#pedri gonzalez#fc barcelona#heyyy feeerrrrrrr#love his gay lil micro bangs
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um Gavi babes i think u forgot to switch to ur burner account
#i mean we alr know u guys kiss each other good night but still#gadri#pablo gavi#pedri gonzalez#pedri/gavi#fc barcelona
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theres no way i can express what im feeling in english
diablooooooooooooo, loco eque no puede ser verda yo estoy que me pego un tiro NECESITO TOCARLE EL PELO, LA ESPALDA, LOS BRAZOS LA CARITA LINDA BELLA Y HERMOSA QUE TIENE COÑAZOOOOOOOOOOO DIABLO QUE MMG ETE TIPO NO LO SOPORTO (DONDE LO VEA LE COMO TO EL GUEVO)
gracia
#fc barcelona#pedri gonzalez#pedri#pedri mi vida donde te veo te cojo#alguien va sali preñao y no soy yo
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F3 (FERRLIXFER) AS TEXT POSTSS✨
This lit came to be cause i couldn’t decide if i preferred FerrFer or FerLix, made a whole biblically accurate love triangle










#fermin and his two idiot bfs#who also kiss#whenever i ship one person with two people i just turn it into a polycule#why fight when u can all kiss#fermin is the one with the braincell#the more the merrier#fc barcelona#barça#fc barça#fermin lopez#ferran torres#joao felix#f3 barça#ferrlixfer barça#ferran/felix/fermin#fermin/ferran#ferran/fermin#fermin/joão felix#joão felix/fermin#fcbisexual#fcbisexual textpost
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MARCKIE AS TEXT POSTSS✨
#we got emotionally absent dad and wine mom#trigger warning - bald marc#fc barcelona#barça#fc barça#marc andre ter stegen#frenkie de jong#marckie#mats/frenkie#frenkie/mats#mats barça
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https://www.tumblr.com/fcbisexual6/787073930405036032/ferrfer-as-text-postss-gavi-cameo
I love this so much
I LOVE THEM SO MUCH😭
I just know Fermín would be a bratty asshole and ferran would tolerate it 75% of the time then tame him
Why cant they feed my delusions more💔
EXACTLYYYYYYY god im so glad someone else gets it, they r peak teasing each other till one breaks (Ferran most of the time)
in the beginning Fermin was always wary of Ferran and Ferran noticed it and started to tease him into being friends, this ends up being a one sided enemies to lovers cause Fermin is CONVINCED Ferran is bothering him out of malice ( Ferran has a teeny crush on him and only knows how to be an annoying loser about it) , Fermin has a lil “oh…OH” moment and he starts letting his walls down with Ferran (he starts teasing Ferran as well)
ikrrr they barely interact😞 but what am i if not a crumb eater, i will work with whatever i get and a dream pfhaha
#god i love the potential so much#Ferran/Fermin#Fermin/Ferran#ferrfer barça#barça#fermin lopez#ferran torres#F2 Barça#fc barcelona
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you've clearly been a fan longer than me SO
please teach me about fermin lopez bcuz i find that man fucking far more attractive than i realistically should (and i think its funny that he always shows up when i search for fermin aldeguer and i didn't link his name to the guy that used to show up in my searches until today lmfao)
-four aka @ho4hector
fun fact i actually was set on disliking him pfhaha, his dumb hair had me fighting demons until i finally got over it and now he is my fav player after Pedri😭😭
he is from Andalucía like Gavi but from diff towns, idk if u believe in astrology but in any case he is a taurus which explains most of his behavior (a foodie, down to earth, very romantic, feels intensely and doesn’t play with achieving his goals) and has a fatass (love that for him)
idk why but its so sweet to me how much he looks like his father, specially after seeing his Origins docu on Barça One (its a free app so u can check it out,the best thing Barça has done is giving us these amazing players backgrounds)
His family seems very warm and sweet so no wonder he is the embodiment of sunshine
i totally get the Aldeguer thing pfhaha one time i saw news ab him and for a second i was like “HUH?!” Until i saw it was talking ab motogp Fermin
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FERRFER AS TEXT POSTSS✨ (+Gavi cameo)










#they both have a fatass and opposite personalities#opposites attract#and im a whore for enemies to lovers#barças very own spideypool if they stopped ignoring each other so much#this is like if spidey actually were able to get away from pool#yet they r my fav ship ever#maybe im projecting but idc#THEY KISS YALL#fc barcelona#barça#fc barça#fermin lopez#ferran torres#ferran/fermin#fermin/ferran#ferrfer#F2 Barça#fcbisexual#fcbisexual textpost
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LEWEUS AS TEXT POSTSS✨










#leweus haunt me#leweus=rosquez=brocedes#what is it with sports and homoerotic fallouts that haunt the sports narrative#im sure all three would have been fine if they fucked once#robert lewandowski#leweus#marco reus#barça#fc barça#fc barcelona#fcbisexual textpost#fcbisexual
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yeah nah barça timeout…thats my loser bf yall omggg my queen, my good time boy my babygirl
i love it when they are brought in all filthy and tired and then it's like. go talk
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https://www.instagram.com/stories/bertagallardooo/3659503045562215966
have you seen this🤭
i haaveee, bro the absolute mix of feelings i got from it pfahha like she really did what any of us would do going out with one of them but like daaamnnnnn im so mad it isnt me (had no chance / idk if i wanna be her or him)
#fc barcelona#barça#fc barça#fermin lopez#berta gallardo#i want to join em so bad#fcbisexual#fcbisexual ask
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FERRIC AS TEXT POSTSS✨









#they r my poolverine#my gwen and spidey#fc barcelona#barça#fc barça#ferran torres#eric garcia#eric/ferran#ferran/eric#ferric#fcbisexual story#fcbisexual textpost
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FERRRAAAANNNN DIABLOCOÑO need him locked in a room (mine)
bsf mentioned a mafia au and now all i can think ab is ferric or ferrfer mafia au🫦
#ab to give him sum biblically accurate head#need to hump his back ykwim#fc barça#fermin lopez#barça#ferran torres#fc barcelona#eric garcia#fcbisexual
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MARCTOR AS TEXT POSTSS✨ (theres like 2 angsty ones)










#hector is better than me cause i woukd have not let that man leave#IDGAF AB UR GRANDPA WE R PLAYING IN OUR SOUL CLUB FOREVER#fc barcelona#barça#fc barça#hector fort#marc guiu#hector/marcG#marcG/hector#fcbisexual textpost#fcbisexual
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is no one gonna talk ab Pedri taking his bf and gf on his family trip????
Y’all thought i was joking when i said thats a poly relationship ?? i got a mind with three computers operating 24/7 ok?? Ana, Gavi and Pedri r dating
Ana wanted to have matching fits but Pedri wasn’t down (bum ahh fashion sense) so its just her and Gavi
#pretty girl and her idiot bfs#ana: this is my bf Gavi and thats Gavis bf Pedri who is also my bf sometimes#fc barça#barça#fcbisexual#fc barcelona#pablo gavi#pedri gonzalez#ana pelayo
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and when gavi climbs joan garcia like a tree i want joan to know that is also me climbing him like a tree
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