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For real! Their coffee is so overpriced. It's not even that good black. I will be sure to notify you when I cut myself off completely. Now, I'll just slow my daily caffeine consumption.

It would be expensive, especially if it was Starbucks coffee all the time. Okay.. that sounds like a good idea. Just give me a heads up, okay? I’ll be sure to stay out of your way.

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God, that would suck. That'd be incredibly expensive. I should go a few days without it. Just maybe, like, during the holidays, when no one is at any real risk.

It seriously sounds like you might be. I would say try and go a few days without it.. but then I would fear for my life.

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I really do get cranky without my coffee, you're right. Oh, god, you don't think I'm a caffeine addict, do you? 

The only time you only say rude stuff to me is when you haven’t had coffee, so I’ve learnt to bring it to you.

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I'm serious. I take back anything mean I have ever said to you.

Aw, that’s sweet. Anything for you ‘Les.

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But -- Damn it. I think I'm going through caffeine withdrawal. 

Well, it’s kind of a long story. You see, this cup of coffee right here was intentionally meant for you — it was supposed to be my, you know, good deed for the day — but then I got this strange craving for coffee on the way over here and may have accidentally, not on purpose or anything, started drinking it.

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It definitely is. Keep that mindset, okay? It will come in handy whenever you have to deal with grumpy girls. Dude, for real? That's actually really cool of you. Anything caramel or peppermint, iced. 

I feel like coffee really is the way into any girls heart - Not that I’m trying to — You know what I mean. What’s your coffee order? I’ll go grab you something, if you really want.

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Please, dear god, dear lord, tell me that's for me and you're not going to drink it yourself.

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Jen. Jennifer. You are a savior. Like an actual, real life angel. 

Good job I have coffee then, isn’t it?

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Unless you have coffee for me, I'm not really interested.

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