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[fcknadrian]

i've been so busy and bEING SICK like i don't want this

especially school starts on thursday

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That's an amazing reason to be a bird, to be honest. Did you say that to his face? I looked it up on Google and the closest place is twenty minutes away. So you down?

YES let’s do it! I was just saying yesterday that I wished I were a bird. Mostly so I could shit on Marcus’s hair, but flying is also a good perk, and falling with style out of an airplane is the next best thing. Where do we find a plane to jump out of?

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The amount of concern you have is hitting me full force; I think I need a moment. If anything, I'm dragging you with me.

Hopefully when you do go skydiving, nothing goes wrong with your parachute and that you don’t suddenly get added to the list of people that have terrifying experiences with such an activity. 

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Y'know, for the longest time I hated the idea of sky diving for the reason of why jump out of a fully functioning plane? But just up until recently I've had this urge to. So hey, who's with me? Who wants to go skydiving?

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Didn't really miss much--cold, cold and New York. A vacation was mixed in somewhere but pretty much freezing our asses off as we film. Welcome aboard, dude.

What a great place to start off my run, huh? Full of food and music! New Orleans is great! Now, what’ve I missed? 

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Where you from?

I’m so close to home; I can taste it. Only ‘bout a three hour drive.

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Sounds like the kind of people you stay away from in New York City.

I was invited to FIT to give a talk on Vintage Restyling, and as I was walkin’ down Eighth Avenue in this new dress I just made for myself, this adorable man comes right out of nowhere and calls me fierce. Day made. I am so moving to New York.

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He was bit by a radioactive spider that gave him his powers so that might be some inspiration behind his name.

"Why is Spiderman even called ‘Spiderman’? I mean, yeah, he shoots out webs from his hands he’s super flexible, and he can climb up walls, but he doesn’t have eight legs like a real spider does. He’s not really a spider man. I think I might just have to start a petition to have his name changed, or something…”

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Thankfully I have yet to even hear the song but if pictures from her VMA performance are anything to go by then you might not be the only one.

Am I the only one thoroughly disturbed by the ‘Anaconda’ song?

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text | danny boy

Daniel: I say that like I actually care about the statistics. Did you know that a lot of actors go bankrupt before they reach forty? We have enough reunion sex every time I get back from my morning run.

Daniel: That might actually be worth seeing, to be honest.

Daniel: It's slightly bitter. Sometimes. In a good way, don't take it the wrong way.

Daniel: Yeah, but I'm also the one who tells you to shut up and shies away from talking about it in public. So who do you think they're gonna figure pitches?

Daniel: That's what your mum will send me if you tell her something. And yeah, right, I'd sooner block /your/ number than your mum's.

Daniel: Also, :(

Adrian: Where did you hear that? I have hope my Marvel contract won't lead to that. I wouldn't say that's reunion sex...more so 'my boyfriend now fiancé is easily the most gorgeous guy even when sweaty and I'm lucky as hell' sex.

Adrian: Rude and disrespectful.

Adrian: None taken. You still swallow.

Adrian: The shy one is always seen as the catcher but it's like reverse psychology or now or whatever.

Adrian: Ouch. Go marry my mom then, punk.

Adrian: No no no no stop it.

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text | danny boy

Daniel: Well, it's not like I want to pay a ransom to marry you, either. The wedding's gonna cost us enough.

Daniel: Don't we already make out until some bitter taste is out of our mouths, though? I'd rather keep doing that in private, if that's alright by you.

Daniel: You know, I'm not sure. It shouldn't be, since you're so loud and obnoxious about our sex life. I thought people would think I take it up the ass for /you/.

Daniel: No, don't, please, then she'll send me a pouty face like this one: ):

Adrian: You say that like I'm not rich. Hey, sounds like some kinky roleplaying shit though. Only good part is the reunion sex after you get your significant other back from the kidnappers aka my parents.

Adrian: Luka would probably lock me in some room knowing him.

Adrian: I mean--I wouldn't say /bitter/ but hey, sounds good to me.

Adrian: Excuse me, all I say is that we're happily and extremely sexually active as well as the sex being mindblowing. I never say who pitched and who catches.

Adrian: Stop sending me pouty faces it's sad yet cute and I can't deal with them. Block her number or something.

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Shut up, you fucking love me.

Excuse me? You aren’t allowed to give me that face, and you’re not allowed to judge me, especially for shit that was never my fault, so — oh. You’re a fucking idiot, you know that? Also, I hate you.

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text | danny boy

Daniel: Your mum keeps texting me about Russian wedding traditions, Adrian.

Daniel: Adrian. She says I have to pay a ransom for you, as is tradition for the groom to pay a ransom for the bride before they head off to the chapel.

Daniel: Adrian. Your mother thinks you're the bride. And I just think that's beautiful.

Adrian: Jesus fucking Christ, no.

Adrian: Yes, that's tradition but so is the wedding lasting two days to a week and I'd rather not extend it that long. Although, the shot drinking and making out until the bitter taste is out of our mouths is something I could approve of.

Adrian: Is it that obvious to everyone that I take it up the ass for you? I'm going to have words with her--/strong/ words, mind you.

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Oh, you didn't say who so I was confused. Is she your girlfriend now?

Yes, we. Me and Rumer?

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adriel engagement is pretty much confirmed so everyone would know by now (other than the people they told themselves already) bc of rumors speculating the past few days 

daniel gave adrian hiS engagement ring in henderson on the park bench where they met

and then adrian took daniel to wizard con with him yesterday (cacee and i headcanoned cute footsie under the autograph table and never ending smiling bye) and the day before and fans in lines for pics and autographs for asked bc some saw the rings and they didn't deny so twitter and social media probs blew up with news of adriel engagement so yEAH

there u go

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We?

So, New Zealand was pretty amazing. We did everything and I mean everything. We also went to visit the Lord of The Ring’s set which was more than pretty awesome. We went on “dates” with fans which was cool, and as much as I missed you all I’m sad we had to come straight to New York because I missed out on going to the Beyonce concert — I mean, the VMA’s.