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Dudes will rely on their height being the best physical feature and then slouch!

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So we went and met to play a board game today

The people I’ve told about going to meet this guy I’ve both said to “I’m not looking for my next forever” and they’re both like “love happens when you least expect it”

I had a pleasant time with William and we are meeting again at the same place with his coworkers to play together

So at the very least. I have a new friend group potentially? Most likely dudes?

And the one I met was not an axe murderer, not a judgmental asshole, and he smelled pretty good and is my type. I was hoping it would be a reverse catfish situation and it was lmao

Soooo if it’s not love but we bang a time or two? Sounds good to me

We shall see

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I was writing in a complaint for a new feature debuted today and had to stop myself from adding “bitch I’ll kill you”

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Me? Making plans with a tinder match? What in the fuck

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I will reblog one breakup related post and then within 20 minutes you’re posting your sad boy shit nonstop

. Man fuck you

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If you liked it then you should’ve put a ring on it 🤷🏻‍♂️

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You just know a mf not handling a breakup well when he turns to god abt it lmao

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Dodged the religion bullet 😅

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>Makes a big deal out of removing tumblr from your phone so you won’t be scrolling every day seeing my posts since I’m still active and have always been your most active mutual

>Comes back to only post things that relate to your heartbreak knowing that only me your most active mutual would be there to see it and understand its context

I’m on the fence whether I should reach out to you in general or just pretend that I do not see it at all and just continue doing me

Sadly, I mourned the loss of our love long ago, so this past month has been a much different experience than what you’ve been going through which I’m sorry for your misery that I’ve caused but at the same time. Dude can you please get over me

I’m not doing any better or worse without you. The main difference now is there isn’t an obligation to talk about us having different variations of the same conversation every single day and yet. I have missed hearing from you.

I wonder if you got the different position. I wonder if your sister got their license. I wonder how your workout routine is going. I wonder if you’re going to go in for your optometrist appointment soon. I wonder what kind of glasses you will get. I wonder how the cat is doing.

I want to ask you but I’m afraid you will cold shoulder me which is understandable but still would signal the true end of it

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It’s funny reappearing in someone’s life to be introduced by their partner to other friends as their childhood best friend :’) bro we have known eachother for 20 years

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This dude kept coming up on my tinder showing that he had liked me and I kept swiping left bc he wasn’t my type but he kept popping up and I was like I fucking know you from band but I don’t know you so I was finally able to confirm in my old band yearbooks today so I swiped right on him for funsies and then he must have immediately un matched bc he is GONE

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Taking two days to write a response need to quintuple make sure I didn’t add “open your relationship up” or “let me be your dog” somewhere in there

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Welp. The best thing I can do is get hot and then wait for yall to break up or open up

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It is. Uncanny. How similar his phone number is to my ex’s phone number this is crazy

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Had someone kind of panic in how to address me and then when I did pin pop out they left the phone call……. did the clock me on my t voice and then dip? Lmao

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Past the point of sadness with the breakup, instead at the part where I’m just remembering all the annoying shit I just dealt with for so long and some of it is so mundane like he always leave the toilet seat open instead of putting it down after using it, all the way up to holy shit I really had to hold his hand through the entire insurance process from when we got the vehicle to when I left the policy. Done being mama for you Mama’s boy

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Thanks for not breaking mutual but can I still send you posts even though I broke your heart after 6 and a half years together