Dua Lipa is just stupid hot. In casual athletic wear rehearsing a dance, or in a spectacular body suit, or, in a little black dress and stockings. Stupid hot. Should she be put on a pedestal? Sure, why not! A high red pedestal where she can sit above us and look down at us with her majestic beauty and oozing sexiness. That is the theme of this poster and I'm standing behind it. Today's girlcrushart guardian is Dua Lipa.
The Shadows where the Mewlips dwell
Are dark and wet as ink,
And slow and softly rings their bell,
As in the slime you sink.
You sink into the slime, who dare
To knock upon their door,
While down the grinning gargoyles stare
And noisome waters pour.
Beside the rotting river-strand
The drooping willows weep,
And gloomily the gorcrows stand
Croaking in their sleep.
Over the Merlock Mountains a long and weary way,
In a mouldy valley where the trees are grey,
By a dark pool's borders without wind or tide,
Moonless and sunless, the Mewlips hide.
The cellars where the Mewlips sit
Are deep and dank and cold
With single sickly candle lit;
And there they count their gold.
Their walls are wet, their ceilings drip;
Their feet upon the floor
Go softly with a squish-flap-flip,
As they sidle to the door.
They peep out slyly; through a crack
Their feeling fingers creep,
And when they've finished, in a sack
Your bones they take to keep.
Beyond the Merlock Mountains, a long and lonely road,
Through the spider-shadows and the marsh of Tode,
And through the wood of hanging trees and gallows-weed,
You go to find the Mewlips - and the Mewlips feed.
The Mewlips is a Hobbit poem depicting numerous creatures (presumably) of hobbit lore. Possibly referring to orcs, the Misty Mountains, and Mirkwood. The Adventures of Tom Bombadil, The Mewlips.
“Tell me, for the King’s suffering, did the maesters also prescribe the removal of Targaryen heraldry and the installation in its stead of various statues and stars?”
House of the Dragon | 1.08 "The Lord of the Tides"
Shockingly, I’ve never posted Dove Cameron before. I’m sure I did in the pre-poster era of this blog, but much to my surprise when I filed this poster away in the archive, it was 01. Perhaps it’s because Dove Cameron possesses a sort of surreal etherial angelic beauty that is honestly a bit intimidating. My gf Alice is really into the music of Alexander23, and as a way to convince me that he’s awesome she informed me that he had dated Dove Cameron. And I was like… had? Big mistake, buddy. If you get to have sex with an Angel you lock that shit down for life! ;) His music is pretty good and Alice finds him quite hot, but admitted he’s not, like, angelic. Few people are. But Dove Cameron is, and that’s why she’s today’s girlcrushart guardián.