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dancing around while doing menial tasks will literally save your life

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not me having movie tickets to see oaths & ash and then fandango or fathom or whatever cancelling the showing and refunding me only partially and now the closest showing is far as fuck away :(

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I don't know what kind of magic ashley used to make fearne up in her head and bring her to life because that woman cannot seem to stop her intense aura or minimize her slay for even a second

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We will literally never progress past biphobia until people realize that bisexuals in het relationships are still having a queer experience by virtue of being bisexual, we do not magically oscillate between gay enough and too straight. I’m going to maul someone to death.

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remember when I said love would save mog and ashton and i was right

actually you know what? i am not going to shut up about the parallels between imogen and ashton, who are so so so different but have the world in common.

the heavy, enigmatic power they wield without a choice? the way it saves their friends but causes them constant pain? the dogged why of their existence that chases their every step? their anger? the deep-seated, childhood-rooted abandonment they carry? the way they light up like purple glowsticks? their stubborness vs their love for their friends? the way love will save them?

maybe the cr character i relate to most is laudna seeing how much i need these two in my life i stg

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women with deadpan humor get behind me. a man is about to miss your joke and explain that what you said is not accurate

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alright fuck it

The Crown Keeper (inc. Orym, Fearne (in ExU only! and Cyrus) once said-

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what are your thoughts on fearne x laudna?

witherbloom is amazing. fearne is the only person who can out-"you're very capable" laudna. fearne literally cuddled a skeleton and made them blush - she'll do it with laudna too. and whooo can forget fearne was the inspiration for laudna's fireball and laudna was the inspiration for fearne's silvery barb. they're so each other's muse.

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When there’s interpersonal conflict do not assume you have to pick a side. You can say ”hey, let me know if you need somebody to talk to” to everyone and get every side of the story and ponder on the complexity of human relationships instead. However it will make you sad and often despite your best efforts it may solve nothing.

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Ira might be one of my favorite NPCs like. They tried to kill him. He might have fucked Fearne’s grandma. They sometimes have to team up with him. He saved Fearne’s life. Laudna has a crush on his creepiness. They’re never sure if he’s gonna try to kill them again. Most of his actions are done out of spite. He’s an icon.

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CRITICAL ROLE: CAMPAIGN 3 Epsiode 120: The Red End

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Ouh there will never be another Laudna... who's gonna crawl on everything, who's gonna skin the beasts and vomit creatures. Who's gonna snarl and snap and skitter and seize their throats anymore. Why are we here. Where is the love.

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actually fuck it i'll just keep laudnaposting. modern au laudna offers you a ride and she rolls up in this absolutely horrible clunker of a toyota and she says you can come in but don't sit on the bones and you open the passenger side door and there's bones on the seat. and also trash. and yarn. and bolts of fabric. and ancient tomes. and takeout containers. and you're like "where can i put my stuff" and laudna's like "oh i'll pop the trunk" and she pops the trunk and there's roadkill in the trunk that she's going to take home and clean and craft with? probably? and also imogen's go bag is in the trunk and if you touch it laudna will run over your foot with her car. anyways you eventually move enough stuff out of the passenger seat to get in and laudna starts the car and the worst playlist you've ever heard starts blaring at top volume (pop + showtunes + sad acoustic girlie music + screamo) and she peels away and almost gets you killed like nineteen times in the first two minutes. she drives soooo fast and keeps skipping songs around instead of paying attention to the road and also she's trying to tell you an anecdote that requires a lot of hand-talking and also every time she sees a cool piece of trash she swerves off the side of the road to pick it up and throw it in the backseat. and if she sees someone throwing trash away she starts riding their asshole while blasting the horn and shouting obscenities at them and then you realize that what you thought was a pair of fuzzy dice hanging from her rearview mirror was actually a couple of dead squirrels that she's posed so that one of them is pegging the other one, with a lovingly hand-stitched miniature leather harness and a tiny strap and everything. and every time she hits a bump in the road it looks like...well...i shan't speak

anyways later you run into imogen and she's like "ooooh laudna gave you a ride? you're so lucky 🥺🥺🥺 she's the best driver ever" and you remember that imogen is fucking insane. but then after that you see laudna giving imogen a ride and it is the slowest, safest, most sedate drive you have ever seen. this bitch is going 2 miles an hour. but she still screams at the top of her lungs any time anyone on the road does something she doesn't like. and imogen just turns up the screamo a little bit louder and smiles

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I can't wait to see the animated juxtaposition of vox machina having Scanlan's mansion, the Nein having Caleb's magnificent tower, and then Bells Hells being like,

"We got hole"

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once a week minimum I wake up and think abt “do you believe in me, father?? do you believe in me????”

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Something so profoundly fucked up between the inverse ratio of shrinking middle class and ever increasing aggression of advertisement