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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time
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Old play piercing i did plus my chainmail bikini top
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i dont think im on any government watchlist which is a clear oversight on their part
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even in the most remote areas, humanity still prevails.
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I actually passed away quite a few years ago, but I'm a very private person and never told anybody.
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buying homemade tasers from shady dudes with way too young girlfriends (who are giving tattoos for $20 in a dimly lit tent) sitting outside said tent in the bush for $30
#no ragrets do u think if i taze my mosquito bites theyll stop itching#recreationally tazing my homies#anarchist carnival rocks
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sorry but the hand placement, the warm glances, the chin chuck, AND the book cover recreation???? director chris weitz was crazy for this one
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she literally didn't do anything wrong
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I made it home without shitting myself but only because i ran a stop sign and a red light lmao
Hate hate hate people who take their sweet time in public and dont even try to move even relatively quickly. Like yeah i get it you have nothing better to do and can waste your and everyone elses time being slow but SOME OF US have digestive issues and are desperately trying to cash out and make it home before they shit their pants, carol
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