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Pokemon headcanon that once Absol are studied and people realize they prevent disasters instead of causing them, particularly dangerous workplaces get themselves a workplace Absol and it also decreases accidents.

Construction sites and fishing ships and factories will have one that pretty much just lazes about until it just gets up howling one day and knocks a dude down. They almost never figure out what would have happened but they're always like "yes absol thank you absol I am so grateful to be on the floor right now. Can I offer you a treat in this trying time"

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you ever just sit and realise u can’t remember 80% of your childhood? like … what happened? who am i ..?

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someone please draw them like this but 10-20 years later as the fire lord and the fire lady 💔

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this is Hilarious

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Joining Together

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I’m having a spirited debate and need a larger sample size

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solo jazz suicune

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enough reclaiming slurs, I think in 2023 we should reclaim nascar. they banned the confederate flag on all properties & their stance on lgbtq+ isn’t just performative bc in 2013 they fined a driver 10k for using a homophobic slur, condemned indiana in a statement for an anti lgbt law, and partnered w carolina’s lgbt+ chamber of conference in 2022. nascar was founded by anti-cop moonshiners/bootleggers who drove suped-up fords to out-run the police. #yaaascar

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POINT AND LAUGH

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this was a threat

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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so true demi

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Genestealer Magus Art by Gray-Skull --- My DeviantArt My Boosty (for my NSFW works)

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me trying to convince myself that the whole spectrum of human emotions is a good and necessary thing to feel even if its not comfortable while im actively experiencing emotions that make me feel like my bones are being dissolved in acid

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