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not even Burt and all of his Bees could save me this time
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the fact that Donald Trump will die in my lifetime is a very comforting thought
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i hate public bathrooms for all the obvious reasons but also because one time somebody in the next stall silently reached under and untied my shoe
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take your carriage very slowly by your rival’s home, that she might see your latest hat
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“Yes, but humans are more important than animals,’ said Brutha.
‘This is a point of view often expressed by humans,’ said Om.
- Terry Pratchett - Small Gods
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Creative photos from mom and her two daughters


















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