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[featherdyke]

essentially all I’m saying is that you need to be less afraid of being a pervert. You have to train and practice the pervert muscles in your heart so they can grow strong. Literally everyone is a pervert about certain things and many people still think they’re perverts for chill regular things like being gay because their upbringing has left them with atrophied senses of sex. We solve both of these problems at once by encouraging burgeoning pervertedness at every step of the way and ensuring people do not feel like they have to hide it under lip service to norms

[featherdyke]

Loser witch whose tickling spell backfires every time she tries to use it on her bullies

[featherdyke]

everyone talks about how hot femmes are as like. ticklers. but what about butches. i think about butch4butch tickling constantly. wrestling and rolling around and laughing together and their strong hands squeezing your ribs. huffing their unshaven pits and teasing them for laughing when you nuzzle against them, holding their elbow tightly with one hand and tracing their pit with the other…. occasionally allowing your touch to wander to their bicep (which will almost always be surprisingly ticklish, trust me), lingering their for a second, maybe praising them for how strong and toned they are. just. yeah. ticklish butches..

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when i see a cute girl all i can wonder is how ticklish she is

[featherdyke]

hey, are you ticklish? i really hope you're ticklish. sorry is that weird? anyways you should put your arms up for me. and yeah you should kick off your shoes too. it'll be fine i just need to make a discovery. yeah, like right now.

[featherdyke]

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[featherdyke]

the other sexiest trait is a tickling fetish

[featherdyke]

I need to be the change I wanna see in the world (write smutty gelphie oneshots with fetishes either I have or I've seen others have that I think would be interesting to write)

[featherdyke]

Are you sure you have the girl in that porn gif's specific consent to spread her naked body around the internet without crediting her name and work? You're really sure? You're really sure???

[featherdyke]

joining the "you should ask for permission to jerk off to/fantasize about somebody" camp not out of puritanical mind policing but because i'm a pervert and i think it would be hot and funny

[featherdyke]

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[featherdyke]

i don't CARE if they're the strongest, toughest, most badass character in (insert fandom here), i need to see them get tickled silly NOW

[featherdyke]

what kind of fairy would you be just like a horny one or would you have a certain genre of powers like ice or fire or something

i’ve been thinking abt this lately and i think i would be a generic woodland forest fairy but with pervy inclinations so like the more ppl r turned on by me the more power i hold over them n stuff like that … i think being jacked off to like charges my life force and my power and makes my wings glow and shit

[featherdyke]

humiliation via tickling … send post

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me and who

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tumblr user who needs to JERK OFF!!!!

[featherdyke]

Unpopular opinion: while I find the terms Ler and Lee practical as reference when understanding someone's preferences regarding tickling, I actually hate their use in real scenarios or fictional stories. It's too corny and on-the-nose for me.

I cringe every time I have to read dialogue that includes calling someone "little lee". And to be fair, the reverse is also true. I'd find nothing sexy about being called "you evil Ler". There are so many superior words to use. Bitch. Temptress. Devil. Siren. Vixen. Fiend. Villain.

But then I love being called evil and all its synonyms.

No judgement on those who like to use Lee/Ler directly. It's just not my style.