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I used to think people called me irresponsible, dirty, immoral, or speculated about me having diseases because I wrote about having multiple partners.

Then I changed my name from Holly to Cliff.

I used to think people called me fat because I’m overweight.

Then I changed my name from Holly to Cliff.

I used to think people talked about whether they’d have sex with me (and somehow managed to make “yes” and “no” equally disdainful) because I wrote about sex.

Then I changed my name from Holly to Cliff.

I used to think a certain level of trolling and insulting was just the base state of the Internet, just something you had to thicken your skin to because Internet’s gonna Internet.

Then I changed my name from Holly to Cliff.

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My initial conclusion is, of course, “damn, everyone should change their name to Cliff,” but as that seems to not be right for everyone, let’s try:

“Damn, never think that abuse is inevitable or something you deserve”

and

“Damn, never think your judgement of a person is unaffected by your knowledge about their identity.”

and

“Damn, you can live in the same spaces with people for a while and still have no idea what a different view of the world and of human interaction they’re getting.”

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Peter B: I don’t want kids, I’m afraid of that.

Miles: *exists*

Peter B: *Knocks on MJ’s door* Hey let’s get back together and adopt a dozen spider-babies I’m ready.

Gwen:  I don’t do friends, I’ll just get hurt.

Miles: *exists*

Gwen: So here’s my phone number and my twitter handle you know what I’ll just open an interdimensional portal to say hey later.

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jeff bezos: now that i’m the richest man on the planet with a net worth of over 100 billion dollars

jeff bezos: how about i create new ways to fuck over my employees and underpay them

jeff bezos: i’ve got it, i’ll legally not pay them while they’re still on the clock, and i’ll get the supreme court to agree with me

me: 

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why do old people read the bible so much

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An action being “punishable by a fine” basically means “legal for rich people”.

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I can’t believe Bananaphone is an ANTIFA anthem now

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My parents HATE overwatch because it takes up our entire wifi whenever my brother goes online and when I bought myself the new Zelda my mom was like “can I watch Netflix? or are you playing” and I was like no, no don’t worry it doesn’t take up internet. and she was so relieved and started walking towards the TV in her room and I was like “you want to watch it out here? I can switch to the handheld mode” and she was so impressed that she could watch Master Chef next to me while I played my game. Nintendo is truly the family system.

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she was teased about her hair, so she shaved it off. instead of regrowing, it came back as a ghost.

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I want this extraness

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I’ve been away but the fox/seagull gryphon crossed my dash and this morning I made some trash gryphons.

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Art by Céline Giglio

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Art by Mona Finden

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Fuck Trump.

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(via Logan Rinser)