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The chronicle of the monk Herbert of Reichenau for the year 1021 ends “My brother Werner was born on November 1.“ 

1021 was not an uneventful year. The emperor began a campaign into Italy. Illustrious abbots died. There was an earthquake. But Herbert took the time to note, at the end of the year, that his brother was born. 

Of such acts of tenderness is history made. 

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You have to read this one - it keeps getting funnier and funnier as you continue through the story.

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How people can mistakenly think or just subconsciously feel food works: there are “unhealthy” foods like pizza or fried chicken and “healthy” foods like fruit salad or steamed vegetables. Every time you eat an “unhealthy” food you’ve harmed yourself in some way.

How food actually works: foods contain carbs, proteins, fats, sugars, vitamins, minerals, fiber and/or other nutrients. Your body needs and uses all of them but it would like to have a little of everything every day. If you ate pizza or fried chicken for lunch then that’s probably your fat and protein for the day with extra that your body will make use of in time, so it’s a good idea to make your next meal something different like that fruit salad or steamed veggies. You can have that fatty lunch every single day if you just maintain balance and stay active enough to actually use what you’re stocking up on because foods aren’t “good or bad;” they just either fit into the rest of your diet and lifestyle or they don’t.

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this is maybe the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

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a 12 year old girl would make a pact with a demon just to have two different colored eyes. why did spn never touch on this

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Poor Charles. :( My website – My Instagram - My store

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Duolingo's April fool's thing this year is absolutely hilarious and honestly I wish it was real

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Me_irl

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Reblog if you’re part of a hostile nation that’s declared war on Australia

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only RIGHT brain can SOLVE it (IQ counter drops by 20 for every wrong move in the background)

I can’t get past Level 12 😰

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i wonder if i will still use tumblr in 5 years

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Pudding's penthouse. 🏡

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every year without fail big game companies release multi million dollar games where every hair and skin follicle on a character is rendered and somebody makes a simple game about a goose or smthn that does 100x better than every other game that year and i love to see it every time

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FINALLY some good fucking mods on nexus