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hey there delilah what’s it like in new york city i’m a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do
i installed a camera in your room
i’m watching you
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my spine had one job
scoliosis is so weird and dumb. how can something as simple as a spine go so wrong u literally just had to be a straight line
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lmao I can actually see this happening
A Conversation That’s Probably Happened At Dick’s Apartment More Than Once
Author’s Note: Isn’t family wonderful? Tags: @etherealdemeter @darkfaethedestroyer @jason-todd-squad @angelgl16 @imjustnightwingingit
Dick, who’s holding a cereal box in one hand, a jug of milk in the other, while staring at his three bickering brothers: “I still wonder why I naively assume I’ll enjoy my breakfast without seeing the three of you in my apartment.”
Tim, who’s holding the coffee pot: “Do you not want us to come here?”
Dick: “I mean, you could try not coming here first?”
Jason: “Where’s the fun in that?”
Dick: “Well for starters, I get to eat my breakfast without having to break up a two-on-one fight.”
Damian, who’s looking smugly at Tim and Jason: “He put you two on the same team because he knew you would need help beating me.”
Jason: “You know what, you little shit? Tim, help me out.”
Tim: “On it.”
Dick, running to stop them: “No, NO!”
Jason: “Butt out Golden-Boy. This is between me, the replacement, and the little spawn.”
Damian: “More like the Blood-Son, the replacement, and the DISAPPOINTMENT!”
Jason: “Why I oughta!”
Damian: “If you could’ve, you would’ve!”
Dick, who has a foot to Jason’s chest and is trying to separate Tim and Damian: “OHANA MEANS FAMILY. AND FAMILY MEANS-”
Tim: “FAMILY MEANS JACK-SHIT WHEN OUR HONOR IS ON THE LINE.”
Dick: “ALRIGHT THAT’S IT! DISHONOR! DISHONOR ON YOUR WHOLE FAMILY! DISHONOR ON YOU! DISHONOR ON YOUR COW!”
Damian: “HOW DARE YOU INSULT BATCOW IN SUCH A MANNER?!”
Jason: “He was quoting Mulan, two-bit!”
Damian: “I DON’T CARE WHAT HE WAS QUOTING! HE HAS OFFENDED BATCOW’S HONOR!”
Dick: “WHEN I ASKED BRUCE FOR A FAMILY, THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT.”
Tim, who’s now in a headlock: “Hey, take us or leave us.”
Dick: “I’M SERIOUSLY CONTEMPLATING LEAVING YOU.”
Tim: “No, you aren’t.”
Dick channeling his inner John Cena: “ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?”
Tim, tipping his head side-to-side: “I’m like…ninety-nine percent sure. Though that might be the sleep deprivation talking.
Dick: “I thought we talked about the sleep deprivation Timmy.”
Tim: “Oh, we did. But I didn’t listen.”
Dick: “No shit Sherlock.”
Damian, who is fighting even though Dick has a hold of his collar: “I DEMAND RETRIBUTION FOR BATCOW’S HONOR!”
Jason: “Are you still going on about that?”
Damian: “I WILL AVENGE IT IN HER STEAD!”
Dick who’s close to tears at this point: “I JUST WANT TO EAT MY BREAKFAST IN PEACE!”
Tim: “We’re in Gotham City Dick. There’s no such thing as peace.”
Jason: “Facts right there kid.”
Dick who is probably in tears now: “I JUST WANT A NORMAL MORNING! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!”
Tim: “Do you want an answer? Or was that rhetorical?”
Jason: “I think it was rhetorical.”
Damian: “I applaud your ability to discern rhetorical from not.”
Jason: “Go fuck-”
Dick: “NO!”
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Okay, but just think about this. When Meisner was taking care of Adalind and newborn Diana, he told Adalind that he had a girlfriend, but she died. Later on in the show, Meisner (sadly) dies and comes back as a ghost to basically haunt Sean. So basically, both Meisner and his past girlfriend are deceased. I just wonder if they saw each other in the afterlife and if they rekindled their relationship. Meisner deserves happiness and that’s that.
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