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((THATS WHAT I SAID!! BUT YEAH???? PEOPLE ARE GETTING PAID TO DO THIS???????????))

((VENUS’ NARRATOR IS GETTING PAID TO DO THIS????????????))

((ARE YOU GETTING PAID FOR THIS??????))

[[wh- WHAT????? PEOPLE ARE GETTING PAID?????????]]

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wh

what

((One by one, several people fall over, completely unconscious.))

((Consider this my formal way of . . . “taking a break” until further notice.))

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((Ring around the rosy.))

((Pocket full of posies.))

((Ashes.))

((Ashes.))

((We all fall down.))

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((. . . I’m tired of this.))

((I’m so fucking tired.))

((I’m putting away my toys.))

((They’ve all been left out to rot on the floor for far too long.))

((Don’t get me wrong, I’m not getting rid of them for good.))

((We’re all just going to . . .))

((Take a nap.))

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((people would DIE at that wedding))

((i am also in))

W E D D I N G

[[the “they just have a divorced energy” to “now they’re getting married” pipeline is real]]

WEDDING???!!?????

[[that wedding would be Absolute Hell]]

[[im in]]

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no. no i did not.

*opens up microwave*

*picks you up*

((i have been taken out of the microwave!!!))

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*checks the tag on your shirt for whether or not you're microwave safe*

((microwave safe yes))

((guess you just forgot the bold right haha))

((right))

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*rotates you*

((MICROWAVE!!!!!!))

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((. . . gods those two are so misery meat and people eater but /p))

((you understand))

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((fair))

((i’m honestly not surprised neptune is double dead))

((no offense bestie but that dude was so fucking stupid))

[[they had one(1) braincell and then they split it in half what do you expect]]

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are you penis blast hilarious? penis blast nefarious?

((hi runner))

((if that’s even your real name))

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((im going to regret this arent i))

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((oh boy my own blog))