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This goes under a cut for reasons of possibly upsetting Oasis fans, don't read if easily triggered.

In all honesty, if Liam or Noel ever had any sort of sexual encounter that might qualifiy as not entirely consensual during their first run (and Liam seems to have been right at the edge of it sometimes with his sense of entitlement fostered by drugs and egomania), I wouldn't be surprised if this surfaced now in the wake of the allegiations against Paul. Any groupie that feels mistreated, any former girlfriend with a grudge, this is the point where the newspapers would offer real money for it in order to be able to throw something at N&L that might stick.

The next problem I see is that there might be some sort of reaction from either of them (more likely Liam) taking Paul's side in public. Liam is only controllable to a degree.

And if they don't react, that's also going to be seen as a statment.

Damned if you do and damned if you don't.

I'm trying to see this as an impartial observer. Alas I am not.

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Liam Gallagher, fashionista.

It always surprises me when he does that. It shouldn't, but it does.

this was a tweet

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Liam's aura was too much

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And it was coercive for both of them.

Crazy that Max and Silver have canonically technically had sex

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I'm serious, you shouldn't ship real actual living human beings like.. those are people, not characters, not fictional.

"I'm serious"

I'm sure you are.

However! By far my greatest problem right now is that my current gcest fic needs a better title. It's listed in my WIP folder as "against the door" so I'll let you take an educated guess as to what happpens. But at this point I really need to find the quintessential line that will sum up what amounts to a collection of sex scenes connected only chronologically ...

I shudder to think what AI will make of it. My last attempt at having it come up with titles were truly horrendous.

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To be quite clear on where I stand I think Liam avoiding the open bar of craft services every night after the gigs is the bravest thing any human being has ever done in the name of music. And humanity. And that we should canonize him for it

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OMG that anon. I nearly died.

Looks like they're a bit out of the loop, no?

Out of the incestuous loop.

I considered replying with a Loch Lomond pic, but that would be overkill.

The irony is that I never actually intended to ship them. I found the Gallagher brothers obnoxious, objectionable, and fairly ugly. Joke's on me.

Oh, how the turntables.

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theyre actually not real.

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I'm sorry but, are you ... incest shipping real people???? like... the post about the Gallaghers ... is that supposed to be satire or are you legitimately saying you ship those two together because like... nah man those are real people, not your blorbos

"The post about the Gallaghers"

*looks into my blog archive*

Oh, right, the post about the Gallaghers. The one.

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liam kissing noel’s arm 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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They will turn me into a truther at some point.

Kissing someone's arm like that is so intimate. It would never occur to me to do that to anyone, and in public at that, if I didn't know them in the biblical sense.

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The exact technique of how to pronounce "brother" in Mancunian Council Estae still eludes me.

It most definitely isn't the one I learned at school at a time where I was struggling to form the th (and not do the standard German sharp S).

To think that I was so proud when I succeeded.

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"I asked chatgpt" well I asked the walrus and he said I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together

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Noel for Uncut, March 2000