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our fates are entwined whether you like it or not you stupid bastard

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Cartoon smartphone with devil horns and an evil grin: Well, well, well, look who's tipsy. Better use one of my rideshare apps, drunkie. Those taxi driver unions aren't gonna bust themselves! Ha ha!!

Cartoon beer can with little angel wings and a halo appearing above my shoulder as I start my car: Hi! I'm Roadie, the Road Beer! Wanna play a fun game? It's called "drink me all up before you drive past the elementary school"!

Muffled voice coming from my glove box: Uh oh, looks like we're getting pulled over! You're gonna be real glad I decided to come along!

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50 people in the rain cheekily asking me "miss the summer yet?" No. I Have Done Nothing But Pray For The Age Of Sun's Downfall. May The Gloom Eternal Take Us All

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every time a fat girl wears a shirt that shows her belly an angel gets their wings reblog if you agree

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I cant think anymore

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GET YOUR BODY OUT OF SURVIVAL MODE SO YOU CAN CREATE FROM YOUR HEART

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Gender fag behavior

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Klevan’ Ukraine by Sergey Polyushko

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happy eat rocks friday

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I'm like if a sensitive sweetheart was a bit bitter and loathesome

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eating crayon with a side of chalk