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Holy shit y’all I’m famous
#goblin posting#well that’s it I’m internet famous now lads#time to start my own energy drink company
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This is my thunder bolt
hurt my body with elf lightning
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the way you win at DnD is making your friends laugh
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Psst, BTW, I'm trying to get more into board game and TTRPG spaces so if there are any indie devs who've looking to hire artists, hmu
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Ez.
From Curse of Strahd.
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love leopard seals. they are so dragon coded. that is an entire mammalian marine wyrm
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Saw someone post this on Facebook:

And like, if this is you, here's a screenshot that will shake your worldview to the core:
(to put this into perspective: if you played one of these games per day, it would take you almost 33 years before you're done)
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last session while fighting a draconic deity, my wife looked so pleadingly, sweetly, and innocent as they said “hey dungeon master?” to which the dm, fondly exasperated, replied “yes, dungeon food?”
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IMPORTANT QUESTION (for science)
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Laughs in mobile app user

@leadhelmetcosmonaut
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@leadhelmetcosmonaut
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Jesus. Wept.
A decade.
#10 years#welp that certainly is a hilarious anniversary#April Fools being the day I signed up for the hellsite#I love it
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I might've added the BG3 Art Book to my dnd assets stash
It' 100% does not have things like the 5e players' handbook + 5e’s character sheet, several gm guides, critical role's explorer's guide to wildmount, baldur's gate and waterdeep city encounters, 101 potions and their effects, volo's guide to monsters, both of xanathar's guides, a bunch of other encounters, one shots, and class builds
In no way are there any pdf’s relating to any wizard who may or may not be residing on any coast
(Edit that I’ve moved the folder to the new link above! So if you catch a different version of this post that link won’t work anymore!)
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These dice are inspired by Zagreus from the Hades game and are called "Prince of the Underworld". I am really looking forward to the next one and to all the characters I can base dice on :D
These still need sanding and inking.
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*swirling this post around in a glass like fine wine and giving it a delicate sniff*
Ah, yes, a post that @thydungeonguy would certainly enjoy…
Lady and the tramp spaghetti but it’s two mimes and a baguette send post
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