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feigning-fae · 3 years ago
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I had to
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feigning-fae · 4 years ago
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this () close to making the atlas six a solid 80% of my personality, no one touch me
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feigning-fae · 5 years ago
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I have been sitting on this since November of 2016
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feigning-fae · 5 years ago
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Responding to a pandemic in the world’s wealthiest and most powerful nation:
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feigning-fae · 5 years ago
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full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009
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feigning-fae · 5 years ago
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feigning-fae · 5 years ago
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Has this been done yet?
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feigning-fae · 5 years ago
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feigning-fae · 5 years ago
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feigning-fae · 5 years ago
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which greek hero are you, really? i’ve seen so many of these quizzes online and none of them do the human mind justice…this quiz took me 6 months and 9 days to make…i hope you all appreciate the hard work and research that went into it, do let me know what you get, and please be nice, im sensitive: 
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feigning-fae · 5 years ago
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While millions of people are staying home to reduce the spread of COVID-19, Scribd is making our digital library of ebooks and audiobooks free for everyone: scribd.com/readfree 
🤩T A G G I N G E V E R Y O N E🤩  
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feigning-fae · 5 years ago
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feigning-fae · 6 years ago
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This meme I found on twitter describes survivorship bias in politics better than I could
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feigning-fae · 6 years ago
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No one admits is but everyone’s REAL favorite ship dynamic is just
Person A: Character you can project onto
Person B: Your type
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feigning-fae · 6 years ago
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Please reblog, this is so important.
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feigning-fae · 6 years ago
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Review of the book Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes by Cody O’Brien.
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To sum up this book in a single sentence - “What would happen is Deadpool wrote a mythology book.”
Yeah, this guy-
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Wrote a book. Here are some examples of why I think this.
GREEK MYTHOLOGY 
The Greek creation myth.
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The story of Hephaestus god of Blacksmithing and Aphrodite Goddess of Love.
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The story of the Minotaur. 
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NORSE MYTHOLOGY
Norse creation myth.
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Odin orders Loki to steal Freyja’s necklace. He does. This is so in character for both of them Freyja instantly knows who to blame.  
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EGYPTIAN MYTHOLOGY
Ra gets mad at humanity and creates Sekhmet Lion Goddess of Killing Stuff. 
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How Isis retrieves her huband’s coffin from the support pillar it got stuck inside.
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MAYAN MYTHOLOGY
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How to try and kill the god Zipacna and fail. 
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CHRISTIANITY MYTHOLOGY
How God made Eve from Adam’s rib. 
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The story of how King Solomon judges proper maternal instinct. 
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HINDU MYTHOLOGY
Men ask Shiva to stop Kali’s murder rampage.
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And this is how he does it. 
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JAPANESE MYTHOLOGY
The Goddess Izanami gives birth to the whole island of Japan. 
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A story about Tanuki.
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AFRICAN MYTHOLOGY
Creation myth
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SUMERIAN MYTHOLOGY
Creation myth
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The Epic of Gilgamesh: Being born
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The Epic of Gilgamesh: Meeting his best friend.
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NATIVE AMERICAN MYTHOLOGY
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Do I really need to explain why I feel the Merc with a mouth was involved in the retelling here?
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feigning-fae · 6 years ago
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god if luke skywalker never married in canon do you think there are gay rumors flying around in universe about him. I hope so. I hope poe dameron and all the gays who know their history know deep down that luke skywalker was gay
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