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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!
(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)
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#im struggling to remember what i watched most recently but i Think#it was Treasure Planet snd Priscilla Queen of the Desert#which.#sounds like a Phenomenal combination tbh#drag roadtrip in space?? hello??? with pirates!?!#would unironically slap tbh
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does everyone have a teacher that they still have beef with/ hold a grudge against today??
#mrs beckett you were mostly fine but to this day i am still baffled by the one time#you chewed me out in front of the class for drawing in my margins#despite being the schools Art Teacher and the fact that i mostly sketched when i was done working or to help me listen better lmao#why!! kid me was also super baffled bc all the other teachers id had to that point had like Encouraged me to do it and liked the doodles#i also have a Lingering Dislike for my first history teacher at high school for making a bad first impressions jab at me in my first class#bc i was slightly late bc my highschool was Huge and i got a Bit Lost#just felt kinda uncalled for tbh i was very clearly stressed and sorry lmao#acing the class was Satisfying tho bc in the back of my head i was just like howre those first impressions holding up hm??
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one elf cigarette, husbanded carefully, can burn for 3 or 4 human generations. my boy your great grandpappy bummed this ciggie from the leaf-crowned prince of the splendid dales and it has burned on the mantle of our house ever since. on your 14th nameday, my son, you will puff it at last, and become a man
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can u guys rb this n add how you crack your eggs in the tags? i thought cracking them in the sinks’s edge is universal until i saw my friend cracking an egg on the counter instead and it was so pervese and diabolical
#hard thin edge of a bowl cup or pan#generally the vessel its gonna b cracked into or something else im using while cooking#easier to crack em like that and also if i spill a little egg on it its fine bc that was gonna need washing anyways
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kyaaaa I'm late to vampire school *runs out while holding a dude by the neck in my mouth*
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I remember skipping my 4th hour class nearly every day for the second semester one year because my 4th hour was gym first semester and I could go there and play and run and have fun because the teachers thought I was still in the class.
I loved gym class so much, more than any other class, including art class.
#some parts of it were fun but alas i was slash am fat and transgender#unaware of the latter part at the time but the undercurrent of bodily discomfort and Otherness was very present aha#also wasnt actually particularly good at sports and bc of body stuff was unmotivated to get good at it#so dropped phys ed as soon as i could
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Happy Alien Day nerds
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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spin this wheel
you're now this mythical creature, congrats!
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