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One time I asked a comedian what he really wanted to do in comedy, and he earnestly said his main goal was to get a brand partnership
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Caught on Ring Doorbell 🤯 !!
WATCH: This ungrateful wage slave RUDELY lightly tossed my package of various beauty creams onto the porch of my McMansion
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My newborn baby has been eternally cursed by The Politician’s Kiss
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Dude I love how your opinions are in perfect lockstep with the broader culture
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Jordan Peterson: White men have it harder than being green
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Jordan Peterson: Your argument presupposes that I think pooping all over the floor is bad
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Jordan Peterson: Well let’s define our terms. What do you mean when you say I “pooped” or “all over the floor”?
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"It's Just a Joke"
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Some of my best jokes from 2023 & 2024
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