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“Rubber bullets were designed for ricochet fire” is a nice and convenient lie but it’s still a lie.
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*unable to ask if you want to get food with me* do you have any plans for what happens if you get hungry?
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real grapeheads know that red, green, and black grapes are equally tasty and just have a different appeal to them
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urgent help!
as you guys know my grandparents got scammed almost a month ago, some man told them he was going to send them medical equipment they needed for $500 dollars, we were desperate, not only they lost all the money they had, my grandpa has gotten significantly worse, he's starting to lose vision in his good eye and my grandma is losing mobility as well (evidence), I know I sound annoying always coming here and begging for money for my grandparents and for my college, I don't know how to anticipate the grief, losing my grandpa everyday to his illness, losing my college education cause I can't afford it, in México the situation it's just getting worse and even though I feel lonely I have found a community here and I'm forever grateful for that, even a dollar goes a long way and all the money will go to their medical needs since I'm very sure I won't be able to cover college expenses, please share and donate if you can, you can help via p*ypal or any way you want through ko-fi, here's the link! 💕 thank you sm
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actually, frankenstein is the name of the scientist. the horrible emo monster nobody wants to fucking talk to is named lord byron
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Spongebob is all about the different ways gay guys can have beef with each other
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You're obsessed with the rotting bloated corpse. It's like your Jungkook. Embarassing!
#One of the posts ever#fave#also every time I see this I can’t help thinking that it’s phrased EXACTLY like how trump talks
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arguing against ai is always like. im not sure how to explain to you. that you need to think for yourself with your own thoughts. . maybe this would be easier to understand if idk, you were practiced in thinking for yourself
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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight
#prev EXACTLY#I will die before I stop saying ‘like’ and ‘totally’ and ‘literally’#I may have lived away from SoCal long enough for my LA accent to have shifted slightly#but my dialect hasn’t changed at all
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